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1-Speed Bike ( - )

Male Person - Canada

Recordings by (73)

  1. The Day That Mauro Ran Over Elwy Yost 6:30 (23 Oct 2000)
  2. Seattle/Washington/Prague 00/68 Chicago/Nixon/Reagan Circle-Fighting Machine 3:20 (23 Oct 2000)
  3. Yuppie Restaurant-goers Beware Because This Song Is for the Dishwasher 6:45 (23 Oct 2000)
  4. Just Another Jive-Assed White Colonial Theft 6:20 (23 Oct 2000)
  5. Why Are All the Dogs Dying of Cancer? 3:35 (23 Oct 2000)
  6. My Kitchen Is Tiananmen Square 5:16 (23 Oct 2000)
  7. Any Movement That Forgets About Class Is a Bowel Movement 4:26 (23 Oct 2000)
  8. Outro 0:26 (23 Oct 2000)
  9. I Am a Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President ?:?? (Jun 2002)
  10. Punk Not Dead Cave Is Good and Strong ?:?? (Jun 2002)
  11. I'm a Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President ?:?? (Feb 2003)
  12. Punk Not Dead, Cave Good and Strong ?:?? (Feb 2003)
  13. Intro 2:41 (2003)
  14. There's an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice 4:22 (2003)
  15. Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning 3:24 (2003)
  16. If You Were a McDonalds Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shrivled Up Fry 2:38 (2003)
  17. Some People Know How to Roll When They Fall Off a Bike (Hrsta remix) 3:52 (2003)
  18. My Dick Is This Small Because It's Minus 40 4:49 (2003)
  19. The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta remix) 4:53 (2003)
  20. Crappy Recording of Novelty 7 Inch Bought at Dutch Thrift Store Being Played Through My Best Friend’s Dumpstered Speakers 2:41 (2003)
  21. Marketing and Promotion Music Machine Blows My Teenage Mind by Turning Garbage Into Money 3:26 (2003)
  22. Punk Rock Saved My Life, pt 4 1:55 (2003)
  23. Borrowing My Mom’s Beige Rabbit for My First Camping Trip, Tripping Out to FM Radio on Highway 401 1:58 (2003)
  24. A Tale of the Horrors of Both Cocaine and Not Asking Consent 4:12 (2003)
  25. Composed to Be Played for George W’s 2004 Visit to Be Played From Sound Truck Just Before Inevitable Arrest 4:06 (2003)
  26. Debora St Drug Dealer Smiling and Counting $20 Bills While Whistling This Tune While Man With Black and Blue Face Stands Crying Next to Him 1:55 (2003)
  27. Hot Waitress 12 Years Older Then Me Sexy Dancing With Me While Taking Off My Dishwashing Apron; Even Older Gay Waiter Joins In 2:48 (2003)
  28. Fair Warning 5:03 (07 Sep 2004)
  29. A Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President ?:?? (Feb 2005)
  30. Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Poncho, Escaped From a Relative's Home 4:53 (2005)
  31. 8 Months Stuck in a Metal Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses 5:52 (2005)
  32. Eazy E White House Dinner Menu Problem 5:46 (2005)
  33. El Gallito (intro) 2:40 (2005)
  34. If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry 1:35 (2005)
  35. Klootzak Keizer (intro) 1:09 (2005)
  36. Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home 2:54 (2005)
  37. 8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses 5:38 (2005)
  38. From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small 5:44 (2005)
  39. Cats Don't Judge People Do 6:09 (2005)
  40. My Dick Is This Small Because It'S -40 Degrees F 4:49 (2005)
  41. Shoving the Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With a Hoodie On 4:47 (2005)
  42. Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego? 5:54 (2005)
  43. Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem 5:59 (2005)
  44. A Swimmer in the Ocean Is Not Afraid of the Rain 3:56 (2006)
  45. Party / Bullshit / Flatlining on a Genocide 3:35 (2006)
  46. Tim Horton's as a Gateway Drug to the Canadian Army 6:30 (07 Jan 2010)
  47. We Trade You Sting for a Toyota Pick-Up Filled With Weed 4:20 (07 Jan 2010)
  48. Taliban Horton Overnight Price Doubling 1:45 (07 Jan 2010)
  49. Oakland Pulic Library Cambodian Tape Archive Remix for the Afghani People 2:12 (07 Jan 2010)
  50. Taking Care of Business Like the Doa Video 3:37 (07 Jan 2010)
  51. Take the Red Out of the Canadian Flag and You Get Surrender (We Are Wolves remix) 2:23 (07 Jan 2010)
  52. Taliban! Our Hot Women Soldiers Will Turn Your Women Gay! 5:20 (07 Jan 2010)
  53. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle (Found Magazine Tape From Ypsilanti Parking Lot remix) 3:12 (07 Jan 2010)
  54. Steve Earle Number One Taliban Commander 4:25 (07 Jan 2010)
  55. Kandahar Porn Merchant Moustache Twitch 2:38 (07 Jan 2010)
  56. He Died With Walnut Crunch Crumbs on His Moustache 5:42 (07 Jan 2010)
  57. I Sure Know a Lot About Afghanistan So Let's Invade It (Or Make a Record About It) 3:01 (07 Jan 2010)
  58. Hotboxing the Lav May Protect You From the IEDs 7:12 (07 Jan 2010)
  59. I Wipe My Ass With Your Yellow Ribbon 7:19 (07 Jan 2010)
  60. This Country Is Torture 5:11 (07 Feb 2011)
  61. Did Your Mother Get Paid To Give You Birth Did Your Father Inherit The Earth 5:20 (03 Mar 2023)
  62. Dropping Off The Dead Dogs At The Overland Park Olive Garden 3:20 (03 Mar 2023)
  63. From Arm Pit To Finger Tip 3:36 (03 Mar 2023)
  64. François Legault Dying On A Stretcher In The Hallway Next To The Toilet In The St Jerome Hospital 3:28 (03 Mar 2023)
  65. Sometimes The Weight Is Worth It 4:48 (01 Sep 2023)
  66. Sometimes Things Sound Better When They Don’t Make Sense 5:00 (01 Sep 2023)
  67. Sometimes We Have To Keep Trying When It Seems Futile 5:09 (01 Sep 2023)
  68. Sometimes When We Get There It Hardly Seems Worth It 4:26 (01 Sep 2023)
  69. When I Was 12 I Used to Skip School 5:08 ()
  70. Just So I Could Masterbate All Day Long 1:21 ()
  71. I Used to Think About This Girl at My School 2:57 ()
  72. When I Was 20 She Took Me Home 5:59 ()
  73. But I Couldn't Get It Up 3:55 ()