Stunt Rock ( - )

Person - United States

Recordings by (205)

  1. Richard Pryors' Face Catching on Fire as He Freebases Cocaine in the Eighties 6:35 (1998)
  2. Fuck What's Good for You and My Potential 3:28 (1998)
  3. Please Typeset This Document 3:07 (1998)
  4. Hollow Points for the Snitches 3:57 (1998)
  5. Be Sure to Wear Baggy Pants and a Visor, Pussy 1:55 (1998)
  6. A Hatchet, With Which I Am Going to Town Upon Your Vagina With 1:08 (1998)
  7. We Take It in Our Butts, in Our Mouth, in Our Pussy, or in Our Bedsores 3:06 (1998)
  8. Anal Crybabies Need Double and Triple Penetration, Her Pussy Is Very Dry, Call Now 3:00 (1998)
  9. Lovie Doll With Air Suction Vagina, Her Tits, Vagina, and Open Mouth Make Her Just Like a Real Woman Love Partner, $5.95 1:39 (1998)
  10. Hardcore Anal Action Girls Who Love Hard Cocks in Their Stinky Butts, Sucking Cum Out of Rectums, Fist Fucking, Shit Eating 1:59 (1998)
  11. I Need a Double Whammy on My Muff and Fanny 3:43 (1998)
  12. Will Your Big Dick Fit in My Tight Diseased Pussy? If Not I'll Suck It and Pour Aids Blood on It 2:43 (1998)
  13. Fuck My 60 Year Old Shithole as You Eat Her 18 Year Old Cunt, a Television 1:40 (1998)
  14. Cock Sucking Sluts Who Want to Suck You Dry, Dead Bodies Blow Semen 3:47 (1998)
  15. Menstruate on My Face 3:21 (1998)
  16. Seeks Meaningful Relationship W/ Woman. N/S N/D Please. Let's Go to Church Together, and Share Our Love for the Lord 3:05 (1998)
  17. If Jesus Died for My Sins, Why Am I Filled With Shame and Regret 4:01 (01 Apr 1999)
  18. Girls Don't Like Me 5:53 (01 Apr 1999)
  19. That Last Song Blew 2:31 (01 Apr 1999)
  20. Fucking Child / Child Fucking 4:02 (01 Apr 1999)
  21. Production Delays 2:13 (01 Apr 1999)
  22. My Age 16 Girlfriend 2:01 (01 Apr 1999)
  23. Catchers Mit Pussy 4:02 (01 Apr 1999)
  24. Eff This Noise 1:49 (01 Apr 1999)
  25. Richard Pryor 6:35 (28 May 1999)
  26. Untitled ?:?? (28 May 2000)
  27. Anyone Who Names a Track "So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass. 3:00 (Oct 2000)
  28. Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up for Lack of Talent, or Do They? 3:30 (Oct 2000)
  29. I Can't Believe I Ate You Out 2:31 (Oct 2000)
  30. Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em (Its I.D.M. Cause the Snares Are Channeled mix) 2:31 (Oct 2000)
  31. I Can't Wait Till This Road Turns to Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker. 3:01 (Oct 2000)
  32. If I Would Have Opened W/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough Right? 3:01 (Oct 2000)
  33. Name Your Song After the Sample That Is in It Einstein. 1:31 (Oct 2000)
  34. You Made a Really Short Song With One Sample Cause You Were Low on Material and Ideas. I Did It for This Whole Album. 2:01 (Oct 2000)
  35. All the Baggy Pants in the World Won't Change the Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch. 4:00 (Oct 2000)
  36. It Is Sad When You Realize Fabric Touches Your Genitals More Than a Girl. 2:01 (Oct 2000)
  37. Sweatshirts, Khakis and Krokus Cassettes. (Teen Wolf Versus Stiles mix) 2:30 (Oct 2000)
  38. Tube Sock Breasts 1:30 (Oct 2000)
  39. Every Night I Go to Bed and Think About Every Single Relationship That I've Fucked Up. 4:30 (Oct 2000)
  40. Do I Come to Your Country and Sample Your Movies? 3:07 (Oct 2000)
  41. There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought in. 3:31 (Oct 2000)
  42. What You Lack in Creativity, You Make Up for With Piercings and Pant Width. 2:00 (Oct 2000)
  43. Your Life Is Only as Meaningless as the Music You Listen to, Case in Point. 2:00 (Oct 2000)
  44. You Can Tune a Piano, but Oh No! Tuna Bitch. 2:00 (Oct 2000)
  45. Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em. (2 Legit 2 Quit remix by JLHI) 4:01 (Oct 2000)
  46. Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks//Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End. 4:01 (Oct 2000)
  47. I Think I'm Cool Because My Song Titles Are Long and Point Out Flaws in Others. 1:00 (Oct 2000)
  48. The Funny Thing Is, I Hate Myself Most of All... 9:59 (Oct 2000)
  49. I'm Sick and Tired of Acting Even Remotely Interested in What You Are Talking About 4:11 (Nov 2000)
  50. Dem a Ardcore Bloodclaat Bobsled Team 5:02 (Nov 2000)
  51. Don't Touch Me Unless You Are Gonna Play With My Balls 4:02 (Nov 2000)
  52. No I Won't Watch Dawson's Creek With You 3:32 (Nov 2000)
  53. Get Mad at This Song Because It's Not Dark and Moody Plus It's Sorta Happy 3:32 (Nov 2000)
  54. Your Mediocre Artistic Skills Are Holding Up Progress 2:06 (Nov 2000)
  55. Where Is Your Dad and What Did He Do to You Before He Left 2:02 (Nov 2000)
  56. How Hard You Try Is Relative to How Hard You Cry 4:38 (Nov 2000)
  57. [untitled] ?:?? (2000)
  58. I'm Sick & Tired of Acting Even Remotely Interested in What You Are Talking About 4:02 (Feb 2001)
  59. Murder Was the Case Remix Project 3:34 (Feb 2001)
  60. Way To Go Dumbass Remix Project 3:54 (Feb 2001)
  61. There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In 3:32 (Feb 2001)
  62. I Can't Believe I Ate You Out (Grandfather version) 2:32 (Feb 2001)
  63. Anyone Who Names a Track "So & So Can Kiss My Such & Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass 3:02 (Feb 2001)
  64. I Can't Wait Til This Road Turns Into Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fuck 3:02 (Feb 2001)
  65. If I Would Have Opened With a Noise Track, Everyone Would Think I'm Tough, Right? 3:02 (Feb 2001)
  66. All the Baggy Pants in the World Won't Change the Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch 4:02 (Feb 2001)
  67. Richard Pryor's Face Catching on Fire as He Freebases Cocaine in the 80's 6:38 (Feb 2001)
  68. We'll See What's So Fucking Funny When I'm Fucking Dead 3:56 (Feb 2001)
  69. Afraid of Everything and So On 4:21 (Feb 2001)
  70. If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know and I Will Squint More 5:28 (Feb 2001)
  71. Intro (Here Is A Man Who Sat Down) 2:59 (28 May 2001)
  72. Anyone Who Names A Track "So & So Can Kiss My Such & Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass. 2:29 (28 May 2001)
  73. If I Would Have Opened W/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough, Right? 2:59 (28 May 2001)
  74. I Cant Wait Till This Road Turns To Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker. 2:59 (28 May 2001)
  75. I Cant Believe I Ate You Out. 3:59 (28 May 2001)
  76. Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks/Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End 1:30 (28 May 2001)
  77. Intro/Two (The Days Go On And On) 3:59 (28 May 2001)
  78. I'm Sick & Tired Of Acting Even Remotely Interested In What You're Talking About. 1:03 (28 May 2001)
  79. All The Baggy Pants In The World Wont Change The Fact That You're One Ugly Bitch. 1:30 (28 May 2001)
  80. You'll Be There For Me When It's Convenient For You. 3:58 (28 May 2001)
  81. Intro (Everyone's Favorite Joke Becomes a Joke to Himself) 1:08 (2001)
  82. We'll See What's So Funny When I'm Fucking Dead 3:54 (2001)
  83. Tracking a Relationship Through Bank Statements 3:43 (2001)
  84. And Into the Arms of Some Poor Indie Rocker the Path Led 3:09 (2001)
  85. Wow, a New Release by My Favorite Idm Producer, Has It Been Two Weeks? 3:12 (2001)
  86. Four Thousand and One Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Interesting 4:32 (2001)
  87. Community College as a Means to Commit Suicide 3:03 (2001)
  88. He Didn't Know About Wind Velocity, but the Spoiler Represented Everything He Was About 2:00 (2001)
  89. Someone to Lay in Bed With and Watch Shitty Beta Movies 5:02 (2001)
  90. Afraid of Everything and So On (Including the Future and Knowledge of Self) 5:30 (2001)
  91. I'm Sorry I Couldn't Be the Person You Needed, I Mean It 3:33 (2001)
  92. I'll Leave You Right Now and Not Think About It Twice, for a Few Days 3:37 (2001)
  93. And Then, Every Emo Band in the World Sank Into the Ocean, but Nobody Really Noticed 4:04 (2001)
  94. A Blank Computer Screen and a Room Devoid of Creative Thought 4:29 (2001)
  95. There Are Still Some Fun Times to Be Had Between Us, Aren't There? 3:33 (2001)
  96. I'm Gonna Fade This Track Out Just Like You Did Our Relationship 2:55 (2001)
  97. Tonight, Every Car Is Your Car 4:36 (2001)
  98. If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know, and I Will Squint More 5:28 (2001)
  99. Outro (Failed Indie Rocker Gives Computers a Whirl) 1:26 (2001)
  100. I Can't Even Tell When I'm Being Sarcastic Anymore 4:19 (2002)
  101. Intro (At Least Download the Instruction Manual Too) 1:48 (12 Mar 2003)
  102. Like an Airbag, You Will Go Unappreciated Until Needed 4:47 (12 Mar 2003)
  103. I'm Working Out So I Can Fight Off the People That May Try to Prevent Me From Killing Myself 4:24 (12 Mar 2003)
  104. All I Want Is a Girl to Hug Me and Tell Me It's Going to Be Okay, So Basically, Someone to Lie to Me With a Straight Face 4:03 (12 Mar 2003)
  105. The Last Self Indulgent Song Title Ever 4:29 (12 Mar 2003)
  106. Playful Grin Versus Knowing Smile 2:11 (12 Mar 2003)
  107. Mens Sana in Corpore Sano 4:13 (12 Mar 2003)
  108. Puncuation as an Expression of Affection 4:30 (12 Mar 2003)
  109. Forced Self Discovery and the Damage Done 2:12 (12 Mar 2003)
  110. Dear Underground Music (In General) 4:44 (12 Mar 2003)
  111. The Difference Between Reality and Delusion 4:43 (12 Mar 2003)
  112. A List of Subtle References That Have Gone Unnoticed 4:05 (12 Mar 2003)
  113. Things That Turn Into the Exact Opposite of What You Want 3:37 (12 Mar 2003)
  114. When the Titles Become Disappointing 4:11 (12 Mar 2003)
  115. Self Handicapping Gunshot Wound to the Foot 5:03 (12 Mar 2003)
  116. Outro (We Met Upon the Level and Part Upon the Square) 2:51 (12 Mar 2003)
  117. May I Please Have the Years 1999 Through 2001 Back Please? 3:07 (28 Jul 2003)
  118. Most of the Time I Don't Even Know I'm Being Sarcastic 4:19 (12 Aug 2003)
  119. Anyone Who Names a Track "Anyone Who Names a Track So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass 5:11 (Aug 2003)
  120. Geoffrey Rejected My Two Track Submissions So I Gave Him This Old Sound Collage From Five Years Ago, Then He Had the Nerve to Ask Me to Make It Stereo 1:56 (30 May 2005)
  121. I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor. 1:50 (15 Dec 2005)
  122. Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked 1:19 (2005)
  123. And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month 3:21 (2005)
  124. I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor 1:50 (2005)
  125. An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality 3:14 (2005)
  126. I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World 1:56 (2005)
  127. Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles. 0:57 (2005)
  128. To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs. 3:21 (2005)
  129. Legacy of Stretch Marks, The 3:07 (2005)
  130. First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort 3:16 (2005)
  131. Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original and I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before 2:29 (2005)
  132. A Funny Sample and Bad Guitar Loop Do Not a Song Make 3:26 (2005)
  133. Dear ________, Thank You for Attempting to Never Talk to Me Again Again 2:21 (2005)
  134. Someday You Are Going to Have a Party, and I Will Make a Point to Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels 2:36 (2005)
  135. Please Don't Stand Behind Me and Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem to Think Indicate to Me That You Are Thinking 1:16 (2005)
  136. Soundtrack for Nonexistant/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene 3:46 (2005)
  137. Outro: Close Enough Only Counts in Horseshoes and My Music, and Could I Get Anymore Self Righteous 2:02 (2005)
  138. Dear Christian Girl, Part One 10:11 (20 Aug 2007)
  139. Dear Christian Girl, Part Two 10:21 (20 Aug 2007)
  140. An Itemized List Found on My Website, Detailing Reasons Why 95% of Musicians on This Compilation Have No Artistic Integrity, Pander to Their Audience, Incessantly Glad-Hand Their Peers, Act Self-Important, and Have Issues With Their Race and Sexuality. 2:12 (06 Apr 2009)
  141. Crashing Down (and Bottomed Out) - Friday Night Remixed by Stunt Rock 5:52 (11 Feb 2011)
  142. An Itemized List Found On My Website, Detailing Reasons Why 95% Of Musicians On This Compilation Have No Artistic Integrity, Pander To Their Audience, Incessantly Glad-Hand Their Peers, Act Self-Important, And Have Issues With Their Race And Sexuality 2:13 (11 Feb 2011)
  143. Geoffrey Rejected My Two Track Submissions, So I Gave Him This Old Sample Collage From 5 Years Ago, Then He Had The Nerve To Ask Me To Make It Stereo 1:56 (11 Feb 2011)
  144. I Can't Even Tell When I'm Being Sarcastic Anymore (I Really Care About Underground Music, Politics, Your "Independant" Record Label, and the Fact That You Have a Subscription to Adbusters) 4:20 (11 Feb 2011)
  145. I Don't Think I'm The Right Person To Ask That Question To, Or That My Opinion Is Relevant Either Way 3:07 (11 Feb 2011)
  146. MWTC Remix Project 2:15 (11 Feb 2011)
  147. Big Dick Blaque Megamix 4:07 (11 Feb 2011)
  148. First Blood Symphony (edit) (1997) 3:13 (25 Dec 2011)
  149. Channeling All the Anger About Your Parents Divorce Into a Half-Assed Electronic Music Hobby (1997) 1:20 (25 Dec 2011)
  150. Hider in the House (1997) 1:02 (25 Dec 2011)
  151. Joe Piscopo (Gein Rock Cover) (1997) 2:53 (25 Dec 2011)
  152. Song About Murdering Girls #73 (1997) 2:04 (25 Dec 2011)
  153. But a 'g' Thang Ain't Nuthin' (1997) 1:12 (25 Dec 2011)
  154. Ballad of the Angry Drunk White Jungle M.C. Misanthrope Who Is Brocking Out in Mom's Basement, Part One (1998) 1:39 (25 Dec 2011)
  155. Ballad of the Angry Drunk White Jungle M.C. Misanthrope Who Is Brocking Out in Mom's Basement, Part Two (1998) 1:18 (25 Dec 2011)
  156. Making Shitty Music So You Can Judge People for "Not Understanding Your Art" (1998) 1:54 (25 Dec 2011)
  157. Just Because This Is a Noise Show Doesn’t Mean It Has to Have a Terrible and Hard to Read Flyer (1998) 1:18 (25 Dec 2011)
  158. You, Your DJ Career, and So Many Wasted Weeknights (1998) 1:23 (25 Dec 2011)
  159. Embarrassing Yourself by Playing Shows With Local Bands in an Attempt to Meet Girls (1999) 1:16 (25 Dec 2011)
  160. News Samples + Skipping Cds = Late 90s (1999) 0:39 (25 Dec 2011)
  161. It's All Fun and Games Until an Art School Dropout Takes Community College Art Courses (2000) 2:30 (25 Dec 2011)
  162. Letting Samples Carry the Songs (2000) 2:09 (25 Dec 2011)
  163. You Aren't Good at Social Interaction So You Try to Make People Uncomfortable and Act Like You’re Really Into Grindcore When They Try to Talk to You About Music (2000) 2:00 (25 Dec 2011)
  164. "The Old Man I Am Becoming Versus the Young Man I Was" Is the Most Pretentious Song Title Ever (2001) 1:44 (25 Dec 2011)
  165. Girls Who Like Bjork or the Pixies and Other People to Try to Avoid (2001) 1:34 (25 Dec 2011)
  166. Men Who Like Bjork or the Pixies and Other People to Try to Avoid (2002) 3:33 (25 Dec 2011)
  167. You and Your Tattoo and All the Miserable Things You’ll Go Through Together (2002) 3:51 (25 Dec 2011)
  168. Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #01 (2002) 2:37 (25 Dec 2011)
  169. Learning to Enjoy the Super Productive Time Periods When You Don't Call Me for 6 to 8 Weeks (2002) 3:32 (25 Dec 2011)
  170. Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #02 (2002) 2:32 (25 Dec 2011)
  171. Today's Instrumental Hip Hop Is Yesterday's Mannheim Steamroller (2003) 2:47 (25 Dec 2011)
  172. Wisconsin Is a Super Cool Place to Play Shows for Promoters Who Are Always Very Up Front and Professional With Great Audiences Who Are STD Free (2003) 3:11 (25 Dec 2011)
  173. Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper (2003) 2:05 (25 Dec 2011)
  174. I'm So Bored With Your White Dick and Other Unpopular Song Titles (2003) 0:34 (25 Dec 2011)
  175. Song About Every Single Girl I Have Ever Met (2004) 3:27 (25 Dec 2011)
  176. The CVS Across From Fritz's Corner (2004) 2:52 (25 Dec 2011)
  177. Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #03 (2004) 4:20 (25 Dec 2011)
  178. Your Hobby Is Flying Kites Because You Like to Look Totally Ridiculous in Front of Strangers but Aren't Into Getting Drunk at Bars (2004) 2:57 (25 Dec 2011)
  179. Making Songs About Financial Responsibility When You Have No Financial Responsibility (2004) 3:02 (25 Dec 2011)
  180. You Use the Black and White Setting on Your Digital Camera Because You Think You're an Artist but Really You're a Fucking Joke (2005) 3:57 (25 Dec 2011)
  181. Please Don’t Say "In a Perfect World" During Our Business Meeting (2005) 3:02 (25 Dec 2011)
  182. You're Not a DJ You’re Just a Guy With 2 Ipods, a Hoodie, a Gold Chain Necklace, Some A Cappella Mp3s and Terrible Taste in Music (2006) 1:52 (25 Dec 2011)
  183. Just Because It's the Largest Metropolin Area Nearest the Suburb You Reside in Doesn't Mean That's Where You're From (2006) 3:06 (25 Dec 2011)
  184. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part One (2006) 1:19 (25 Dec 2011)
  185. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Two (2006) 0:59 (25 Dec 2011)
  186. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Three (2006) 1:15 (25 Dec 2011)
  187. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Four (2006) 2:01 (25 Dec 2011)
  188. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Five (2006) 0:46 (25 Dec 2011)
  189. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Six (2006) 1:25 (25 Dec 2011)
  190. Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Seven (2006) 1:22 (25 Dec 2011)
  191. Dear Christian Girl Part Two Original Demo (2007) 3:00 (25 Dec 2011)
  192. Pride, Passion and People Yelling at You Wanting to Hurt Your Feelings (2008) 1:34 (25 Dec 2011)
  193. Dear Dildo Please Stop Using the Word Epic (2009) 1:08 (25 Dec 2011)
  194. Kiss Me Deadly (2009) 4:17 (25 Dec 2011)
  195. Deleting Your Social Networking Profile So You Can Mock People Who Notice Even Though You Did It to Get Attention (2009) 0:48 (25 Dec 2011)
  196. Milo Moves to Portland and Enters the Dating Scene (2009) 1:22 (25 Dec 2011)
  197. Schank Beats (2010) 1:20 (25 Dec 2011)
  198. You Have Speakers by Your Bed Because You Have the Shitty Priorities and Think You Get a Lot of Pussy and That Girls Want to Listen to Music After They Have Sex With You (2010) 1:14 (25 Dec 2011)
  199. A Musicians Guide to Outgrowing and Alienating What's Left of Your Fanbase (2010) 1:12 (25 Dec 2011)
  200. A Music Fans Guide to Outgrowing and Abandoning What's Left of Your Favorite Musician Or: How to Have Kids and Gain Weight (2011) 3:23 (25 Dec 2011)
  201. Learning to Understand the Difference Between Sexual Abuse and Sexual Ab Use 2:54 (30 Nov 2012)
  202. Repetitive Brain Trauma & Other Fun Things to Do When You’re in Your Twenties 1:10 (30 Nov 2012)
  203. Are You Overweight Because You’re Into Doom Metal or Are You Into Doom Metal Because You’re Overweight? 2:29 (30 Nov 2012)
  204. Please Get a Hobby That Doesn’t Interfere With My Ability to Effectively Run Errands on Saturday 1:49 (30 Nov 2012)
  205. Sweatshirts, Khakis and Krokus Cassettes. (Retarded Whore mix) 2:33 (14 Feb 2014)