Infernal Legions of Mordor ( - )

- Denton Noisecore band from Denton, Texas

Recordings by (514)

  1. That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator 0:19 (20 Jun 2018)
  2. The Electricty in the Air Before a Good Siege ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  3. Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  4. Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elven Flesh ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  5. Gollum Was a Crack Baby ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  6. Witch That Lives in the Trees ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  7. The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  8. Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  9. Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  10. Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  11. Cursed Dagger of the Lee‐Hon‐Tuc ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  12. My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  13. Thine Torch Igniting Ceremonial Fireworks ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  14. M’Lord Is Midieval for Daddy ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  15. I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  16. Masturbaiting to the Elves in Skyrim ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  17. Small Sword, Smaller Dick ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  18. Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn’t Make You a Viking ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  19. Stabbing the Winner of Varg’s Tabletop R.P.G. ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  20. Calling Your Mother’s Basement Your Dungeon ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  21. Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  22. Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You’re a Wizard ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  23. Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  24. Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  25. Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  26. Big Sword, Microscopic Penis ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  27. That Feel When Good Siege ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  28. I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  29. Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  30. Leading the Charge ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  31. Into the Mines of Morea ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  32. I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  33. I Can’t Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  34. Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambience ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  35. Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  36. I’m From Texas I Don’t Know What Winter Is ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  37. You Smell Like an Mmo Player ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  38. It’s Not Caps Lock, It’s Kvlt Lock, Dipshit ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  39. I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  40. Leading a Midieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  41. Beating Up Nerds Outside of the Kamelot Concert ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  42. Dungeon Synth: Trve Incel Music ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  43. Graveland’s Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  44. Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  45. Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  46. Ildjarn Is a School Teacher ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  47. Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  48. Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  49. The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  50. This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  51. Chainmail Protects Me From Blades but Not Your Insults ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  52. Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  53. Dear Knight, I Must Commend Your Skullet ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  54. Eating From Ye Olde Pizza Cart ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  55. Forgotten Forest Path, Leading to a Meth Lab ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  56. Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  57. Satan Is M’Lord ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  58. Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  59. Christopher Lee’s Power Metal Band ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  60. Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  61. My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  62. The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  63. My Huge Heathen Maypole ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  64. I’m a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  65. I Work at Midieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  66. Peasents Who Think Burzum Is Good ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  67. Nobels Who Know That Ildjarn Is Truth ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  68. Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  69. Truecrime Songs Are Fucking Stupid ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  70. Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again ?:?? (24 Jun 2018)
  71. Intro (Into the Pantheon of Friendship) 0:24 (04 Sep 2018)
  72. My Friend Nick Is the Textbook Definition Gentile Giant and Is a Very Good Boy 0:06 (04 Sep 2018)
  73. Joseph Is a Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music 0:07 (04 Sep 2018)
  74. My Friend Ryan, Beat Me for an Art Scholarship, Because He’s a Better Artist Than Me 0:08 (04 Sep 2018)
  75. My Friend Libby, the Motorcycle Mom to All the Young Punks 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  76. Danny From Austin Who Told Me I’m His P. White to His Billy Quizboy 0:12 (04 Sep 2018)
  77. Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like the Mace on My Arm 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  78. My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal and Is Going to Beauty School 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  79. My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop in a Town Called Cumming 0:07 (04 Sep 2018)
  80. My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks 0:15 (04 Sep 2018)
  81. Texas Mike, Who Doesn’t Live in Texas, but Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me 0:14 (04 Sep 2018)
  82. I Have a Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal and People Call Him Piss 0:06 (04 Sep 2018)
  83. My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art and Screams a Lot 0:08 (04 Sep 2018)
  84. My Friend Alican Who Is the Smartest Idiot I Know 0:19 (04 Sep 2018)
  85. My Friend Emma, Who Is Going to Make a Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  86. My Friend Lauren, a Smolbean Who Shreds the Bass 0:08 (04 Sep 2018)
  87. My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good and Very Calmly 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  88. Reese, or Ross, Who Plays Scape and Fronts a Death Metal Band 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  89. My Friend Donovan Is a Gear Encyclopedia and a Very Good Boy 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  90. My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen 0:04 (04 Sep 2018)
  91. Dunny, the Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome 0:08 (04 Sep 2018)
  92. My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny 0:33 (04 Sep 2018)
  93. Slade, a Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  94. Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  95. Allin Who Left Am to Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music 0:03 (04 Sep 2018)
  96. My Friend Derik Is a Hobbit and a Good Boy 0:21 (04 Sep 2018)
  97. My Friend Larry, a Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner 0:05 (04 Sep 2018)
  98. My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be 0:01 (04 Sep 2018)
  99. My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good 0:01 (04 Sep 2018)
  100. My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan and Gabe Are All Very Nice and Have a Great Band Named Warm Bodies 0:03 (04 Sep 2018)
  101. My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin and Has a Really Good Band Named Bib 0:11 (04 Sep 2018)
  102. Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music but Has a Heart of Gold 0:01 (04 Sep 2018)
  103. Uncle Rob, Who Is an Absolute Treasure 0:09 (04 Sep 2018)
  104. I Have a Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, but Ate at a Texas in n Out 0:18 (04 Sep 2018)
  105. My Friend Caroline Is the Reason I’m in This Stupid Shit and Alive 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  106. Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good and He Can Skate 0:12 (04 Sep 2018)
  107. Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies and Plays Drums Very Well 0:03 (04 Sep 2018)
  108. My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss but I’m Hoping Is Doing Well in Seattle 0:27 (04 Sep 2018)
  109. My Friend Savannah Has a Cool Job Working for People Who Book Cool Shows 0:03 (04 Sep 2018)
  110. My Friend Jackson “burnout” Boyd and I Once Went on a Goregrind Date 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  111. Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is a Hurricane and a Good Boy 0:02 (04 Sep 2018)
  112. My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down a Lot Despite How Talented They Are 0:06 (04 Sep 2018)
  113. My Friend Carroll, the Lone Cowpunk and a Good Fishing Guide 0:07 (04 Sep 2018)
  114. My Friend Sam Claims She’s Very Jarring but Is a Very Nice Person 0:04 (04 Sep 2018)
  115. Outro (The Gates of Friendship) 0:17 (04 Sep 2018)
  116. Thieves of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers of the Night) 0:41 (05 Sep 2018)
  117. Suicide Involving a Noose Made of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands to Head and Yelling How Fucking Mad I Am 0:35 (05 Sep 2018)
  118. Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast Nsbm Nightcore Covers While Spanking It to Hentai 0:37 (05 Sep 2018)
  119. How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-Off Art for My Gorenoise EP? 0:39 (06 Dec 2018)
  120. Andrei Chikatilo Was a Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim's Genitals 0:09 (06 Dec 2018)
  121. Alferd Packer Is Having a Schpadoinkle Day in Hell for Eating 5 of His Companions in the Mountains 1:10 (06 Dec 2018)
  122. I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque in Texas, Especially When Its Made Out of People 0:23 (06 Dec 2018)
  123. Trying to Make Zombie Sex Slaves by Drilling Into Their Brains 0:04 (06 Dec 2018)
  124. Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me to Eat My Friend’s Brain, It Wasn’t as Good as They Said It Would Be 0:38 (06 Dec 2018)
  125. William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go 0:25 (11 Jan 2019)
  126. I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  127. Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  128. What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  129. Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  130. I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  131. I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee? 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  132. Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee" 0:05 (11 Jan 2019)
  133. Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better 0:04 (11 Jan 2019)
  134. Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  135. Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again! 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  136. Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order LSD 0:05 (11 Jan 2019)
  137. Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu 0:07 (11 Jan 2019)
  138. Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews 0:13 (11 Jan 2019)
  139. Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!! 0:04 (11 Jan 2019)
  140. Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  141. Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man! 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  142. 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  143. Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  144. I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  145. Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  146. I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars! 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  147. 100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  148. A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  149. Taco Bell Sponsorship 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  150. Larry David Sex Tape 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  151. Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  152. Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  153. Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper 0:05 (11 Jan 2019)
  154. Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me 0:06 (11 Jan 2019)
  155. I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea 0:04 (11 Jan 2019)
  156. Adam Sandler but With a British Accent 0:04 (11 Jan 2019)
  157. Spiderman’s Balls 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  158. Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  159. Take It Easy by the Eagles 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  160. Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  161. God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  162. I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  163. Double Click Here to See Magic 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  164. Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  165. Ask Me About Burst Pipes 0:05 (11 Jan 2019)
  166. Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  167. My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr 0:04 (11 Jan 2019)
  168. Subway Sandwiches Buffet 0:05 (11 Jan 2019)
  169. A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  170. I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This) 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  171. Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards 0:15 (11 Jan 2019)
  172. A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  173. All Bald People Are Skinheads 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  174. I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  175. A Vegetable Called Jetpack 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  176. Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  177. Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns 0:05 (11 Jan 2019)
  178. I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations 0:06 (11 Jan 2019)
  179. Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  180. I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic 0:01 (11 Jan 2019)
  181. Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store 0:07 (11 Jan 2019)
  182. If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  183. Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “wanan Maybe Hanmg Out” 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  184. Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  185. Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  186. “cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a La “thug Life” 0:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  187. Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  188. Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me 0:04 (11 Jan 2019)
  189. I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  190. Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “the Big Lebrowski” 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  191. Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work 0:02 (11 Jan 2019)
  192. 9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets 0:16 (11 Jan 2019)
  193. Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon 1:03 (11 Jan 2019)
  194. This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs 0:43 (30 Jan 2019)
  195. The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  196. I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again 0:09 (30 Jan 2019)
  197. Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  198. Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass Nyhc Clone Bands 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  199. I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  200. I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals 0:10 (30 Jan 2019)
  201. Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  202. Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018 0:06 (30 Jan 2019)
  203. Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid 0:12 (30 Jan 2019)
  204. Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers 0:01 (30 Jan 2019)
  205. That Time I Convinced Some Bros That Acab Means a Chill Ass Bro 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  206. Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  207. Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me. 1:28 (30 Jan 2019)
  208. The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again 0:19 (30 Jan 2019)
  209. Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  210. I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band) 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  211. Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself 0:18 (30 Jan 2019)
  212. I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag 0:08 (30 Jan 2019)
  213. Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  214. The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  215. Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  216. I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond 0:01 (30 Jan 2019)
  217. My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me 0:07 (30 Jan 2019)
  218. My First Band, Fxcxpx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  219. The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  220. Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos 0:01 (30 Jan 2019)
  221. Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus 0:15 (30 Jan 2019)
  222. I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin 0:02 (30 Jan 2019)
  223. I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease 0:03 (30 Jan 2019)
  224. Chanting “make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint 0:04 (30 Jan 2019)
  225. Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes 0:05 (30 Jan 2019)
  226. Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke 0:51 (30 Jan 2019)
  227. Some Songs 3:27 (11 Mar 2019)
  228. The Electricity in the Air Before a Good Siege ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  229. Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  230. The Witch That Lives in the Trees ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  231. Cursed Dagger of Lee-Hon-Tuc ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  232. Thine Torch Igniting the Ceremonial Fireworks ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  233. M'Lord Is Medieval for Daddy ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  234. Masturbating to the Elves in Skyrim ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  235. Smallsword//Smallerdick ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  236. Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You a Viking ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  237. Stabbing the Winner of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G. ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  238. Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  239. Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  240. Bigsword//Mircoscopicpenis ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  241. Into the Mines of Moria ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  242. I Can't Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  243. Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambiance ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  244. I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  245. It's Not Caps Lock, It's Kvlt Lock, Dipshit!!! ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  246. Leading a Medieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  247. Beating Up Nerds Outside of a Kamelot Concert ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  248. Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  249. Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  250. Chainmail Protects Me From Blades, but Not Your Insults ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  251. Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  252. Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  253. Forgotten Forest Path Leading to a Meth Lab ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  254. Satan Is M'Lord ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  255. Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  256. My Huge, Heathen, Maypole ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  257. I Am a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  258. I Work at Medieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  259. Peasants Who Think Burzum Is Good ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  260. Nobles That Know Ildjarn Is Truth ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  261. True Crime Songs Are Fucking Stupid ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  262. Allin Who Left America to Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  263. Andre Chicatilo Was a Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim’s Genitals ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  264. Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me to Eat My Friend’s Brain, It Wasn’t as Good as They Said It Would ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  265. Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  266. That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means a Chill Ass Bro ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  267. I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  268. If I Wanted to Watch Some Dude Jerk It for 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead of Going to the Skronk Show ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  269. I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  270. Cleric Got Sponsored by Hair Care Products ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  271. Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson in It ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  272. Flat Earth Guy Is the True Hero of North Texas ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  273. Creeping Death Will Never Be a Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  274. Burning an Anal Cunt Tape Upon the Altar of Homosexuality as an Offering to the Lords of Noisecore ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  275. Infernal Legions of Mordor Is Cancelled!!! ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  276. [untitled] ?:?? (20 Apr 2019)
  277. Just Another Day of My Meat Coffin Rotting on This Punishment Orb 0:41 (25 Oct 2019)
  278. Dead Hobbit 1-9 0:48 (Oct 2019)
  279. Message From Mayor Joose Banks 1 0:05 (Oct 2019)
  280. Dead Hobbit 10-16 0:35 (Oct 2019)
  281. Message From Mayor Joose Banks 2 0:28 (Oct 2019)
  282. Some Songs About How I Wanna Fight James Labrie 10:01 (2019)
  283. Big Iron 0:36 (25 Jan 2020)
  284. Lodged in the Throat, Disintegrated, Regurgitated 0:11 (03 May 2020)
  285. The Daylight Really Makes You Notice the Blood & Feces 0:05 (03 May 2020)
  286. Introduction: Will It Scrobble? 1:22 (16 May 2020)
  287. Charles Fucking Knowles 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  288. Skronk Sucks 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  289. I'm Essential 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  290. Playing a Wrathful God in Sims 4 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  291. Essential Run to the Grocery Store for the New Flavor of Mountain Dew 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  292. We're All Shitposters Now 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  293. Shooting Artsy Nudes on Cinestill 800 Because You're a Fucking Dumb Ass 0:19 (16 May 2020)
  294. We Totally Won the Battle Set With Two Knights 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  295. Too Punk for the Noise Crowd, Too Noise for the Punks 0:05 (16 May 2020)
  296. From Top Fan to Band Member; The Rhys Johnson Story 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  297. Simon 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  298. Crankin' Hog 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  299. Using Longmont Potion Castle Threats on Telemarketers 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  300. April 2020, Far From the Vibe We Thought 4/20 Would Be 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  301. You Do Not Need an Ar-15 You Dumb Sack of Fuck 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  302. Beefy Five Layer Burrito, No Beans, Grilled, Add Nacho Fries 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  303. Hey Fuck You, Fuck You Rei Clone 0:06 (16 May 2020)
  304. Cici's Delivers Now 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  305. Tom Nook Is the Only Good Capitalist 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  306. Comin’ on Down There With My Bull Whip and Goin’ Wha-Pah!! 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  307. Morbid Angel and Bolt Thrower Are Fucking Boring 0:28 (16 May 2020)
  308. I May Be Ugly, but I Own a Carved Cross Demo You Fucking Peasant 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  309. Remember When We Were a Meme Page? 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  310. Imran Being Late 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  311. Busting a Depression Nut Just to Feel Something 0:04 (16 May 2020)
  312. Why, Yes, I Do Have Plenty of Shit-Tickets 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  313. Being a Sword Guy Is a Personality Right? 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  314. Where Is Texas Mike Now When We Need Him the Most??? 0:05 (16 May 2020)
  315. Shaving Your Head Is a Side Effect of Covid-19 0:05 (16 May 2020)
  316. The Band Called Upsetting. That's the Joke. 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  317. One of the Owners of Freaks & Geeks Made an Infernal Legions of Mordor Shirt in Animal Crossing 0:04 (16 May 2020)
  318. Yeah, I Watch Anime, but I'm Not a Fucking Weeb Like Rei Clone 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  319. Simon Ii: Simon Liked Your Post 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  320. Amos From Tenement Likes Raising Caine's & Aerosmith 0:05 (16 May 2020)
  321. Give Me Back Recycled! You Can Have Lsa! Just Give Me Back Recycled!!! 0:05 (16 May 2020)
  322. We're a Hot, Discogs Flipping Commodity Now 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  323. A Joke About the Dog Episode of Fullmetal Alchemist 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  324. A Rei Clone Sucks Joke 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  325. A Song About How the Oil Spill EP Slaps and How Rei Clone Still Sucks 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  326. I Survived the Days of Egg Punk for This??? 0:24 (16 May 2020)
  327. Unbelievablely Unhorny 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  328. Jazz Fusion Assbeaters by the Band Called King Crimson 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  329. Broke Panic Buying; Toilet Paper. Woke Panic Buying; A Pound of Carne Asada 0:04 (16 May 2020)
  330. Finally Learning Magik to Curse Charles Fucking Knowles 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  331. Idk What My Favorite Denton Cryptid Is; Miles From Two Knights or Honorable Mayor, Joose Banks 0:04 (16 May 2020)
  332. Name Your First Release Something Other Than Demo You Dumb Ass 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  333. Gimme Yer Teeth 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  334. Simon Iii: When Will He Post His July 4th Pics? 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  335. Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living 0:32 (16 May 2020)
  336. I Was a Teenage American Picker 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  337. Heaven En Esparta 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  338. Brainbombs Nightcore 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  339. I'm Quarantined So I Don't Nuke Rei Clone's Ass 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  340. Veteran of the Shit-Ticket Wars 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  341. One Million Dead Oogles (Snob Cover) 0:11 (16 May 2020)
  342. Cowboy Night 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  343. Lawful Cannibalism 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  344. Eating the Rich Is Vegan 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  345. 1984 Jeep Honcho 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  346. Revoking Top Fan Badges of Fucking Losers on the Infernal Legions Facebook 0:04 (16 May 2020)
  347. I Must Shit, but I Have No Ass 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  348. Some Might Say I Have Too Much Ass 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  349. April April Its Fucking April 0:02 (16 May 2020)
  350. I Just Lost the Game 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  351. Ihsahn Wearing a Turtleneck Sweater 0:01 (16 May 2020)
  352. We Are the Premiere Gorenoise Band From Denton 0:03 (16 May 2020)
  353. Why Should I Get Bummed That People Who Enjoy 100 Gecs Don't Like Me? They've Shown Their Lack of Taste 0:04 (16 May 2020)
  354. Hey, You Missed Our Set 3:14 (16 May 2020)
  355. Introduction: A Warm and Erect Genitalia 0:41 (21 May 2020)
  356. Aggressive Rock 0:18 (21 May 2020)
  357. I'm Really Glad Seth Putnam Is Dead 0:23 (21 May 2020)
  358. Cranking Hog in Rhythm With Fragile by Yes 0:21 (21 May 2020)
  359. Oh Good God He's in a Floyd Hole!!!! 0:17 (21 May 2020)
  360. Out of the Depths of the Toilet 0:31 (21 May 2020)
  361. Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser 0:23 (21 May 2020)
  362. Razorbumps Played Coachella, Thats the Joke/ (outro) 0:36 (21 May 2020)
  363. 69 Songs 6:42 (May 2020)
  364. 45 Songs 6:16 (May 2020)
  365. 3 Songs 1:53 (May 2020)
  366. 6 Songs 3:08 (May 2020)
  367. 34 Songs 6:17 (May 2020)
  368. 10 Songs 3:56 (May 2020)
  369. 18 Songs 2:05 (May 2020)
  370. 6669 Songs About How I Wanna Fight James Labrie 10:01 (May 2020)
  371. Lodged in the Throat, Disintegrated, Regurgitated / The Daylight Really Makes You Notice the Blood & Feces 0:16 (May 2020)
  372. 9 Songs 3:52 (May 2020)
  373. You Will Never Be Top Fan 1:06 (27 Oct 2020)
  374. The Night We Whupped Two Knight's Ass 2:05 (05 Nov 2020)
  375. Rushing to the Defense of Hypebeast Death Metal Bands 2:24 (05 Nov 2020)
  376. Introduction; The Calm and Ethereal Morning. The Time Before the Carnage ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  377. The First Arrow Flies at the Crack of Dawn ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  378. The Coppery Taste of Blood After the First Kill ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  379. Blade Plunged Deep Into Yielding Flesh ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  380. 666 Dead Cultists ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  381. Pile of Dead Bodies Arranged in a Blasphemous Manner ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  382. Sacrifice Under the Perfectly Aligned Stars ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  383. A Siege Lasting 6 Days and 9 Hours ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  384. Standing Atop a Pile of My Dead Enemies ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  385. Blade Forged Specifically to Kill ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  386. Gutting the Foul Orc Who Killed My Brother ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  387. A Cave Full of Kobolds ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  388. Another Cave to Forge Potions Within ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  389. Malevolent Floating Skeleton ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  390. Ancient Evil Rising From Its Crypt ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  391. A Coven of Witches Harvesting Vampyric Fluids ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  392. What Do You Have to Barter With? ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  393. Little Gremlin That Is Hard to Keep Track Of ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  394. Cursed by the Shining Wizard ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  395. A Dark Night to Perform Arcane Sorcery Under ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  396. Sounds of Their Screams Mingled With the Burning of the Land ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  397. Kingdom Uprooted From Its Home ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  398. Under a Malediction of an Ancient Warlock ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  399. Crazed, Bloodthirsty Troll Rises Above the Hill ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  400. Death Will Come to All the False ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  401. Effigy Made From Human Sacrifices ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  402. A River of Blood Runs Free ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  403. Final Spell Cast as the Evil Wizard Is Slain ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  404. Recharging My Crystals ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  405. Under the Highest Arc of the Eclipse the Sacrifice Begins ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  406. Mating Call of the Blood Orc ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  407. Ode to the Fallen Warrior ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  408. Rusty Blade Found in the Bottom of a Lake ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  409. Beheading the Tyrant King ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  410. Intermission: Counting the Dead Before the Second Wave Surges ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  411. A Cloak Made From the Scalps of Those Whose Lives My Blade Extinguished ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  412. Severed Head Babbling the Final Incantations ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  413. The Hill I Will Die Upon ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  414. As the Fog Lifts, I See the Unholy Hordes Advancing ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  415. Teleported to the Land of the Dead ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  416. Hovering Lifeless, the Corpse Speaks in the Language of the Old Ones ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  417. Entering the Husk of the Giant to Consume It’s Heart ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  418. Legions of the Night ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  419. Magik Cloak Concealing the Sacrificial Dagger ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  420. 13 Black Candles Arranged in an Array ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  421. Blood Alchemy ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  422. Ritual Committed at the Top of a Mountain ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  423. The Finest Steel Made by Blood Elves ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  424. Following the Light of the Stars ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  425. Flail Crashing Through the Skull of an Orc ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  426. Fiery Pentagram Beckoning ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  427. Solitude in My Fortress ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  428. Human Flesh Sopping Beneath My Feet ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  429. The Haunted Remains of an Ancient Castle ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  430. Deep Within the Catacombs of Div-E Sepid ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  431. Hunted by the Captives of the Devilwitch ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  432. Sword Encased in Stone Carrying an Ancient Curse ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  433. That Which Lurks Within the Waters ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  434. The Winds Softly Sings It’s Carrion Tune ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  435. Red Glow of the Eldritch Sunrise, the Last Thing I Will See ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  436. Her Shield, Forever Stained Crimson ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  437. Malevolent Forces at Work ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  438. Hooded Figures, Lying Dead Inside of a Scorched Circle ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  439. The Grave Comes for Us All ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  440. Petrified by the Rising Sun ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  441. Foul Potion Filled With the Morning Dew From the Northside of a Mountain ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  442. Teleporting to a New Location to Launch a Subsequent Spell ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  443. Holy Shit I Can’t Believe We Got Cbn to Do a Split With Us ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  444. Conclusion: Light Pollution From Funeral Pyres on Low Hanging Clouds as the Storm Gathers ?:?? (04 Dec 2020)
  445. 69 Songs About How I Think Cottagecore False and Noisecore Is Trve ?:?? (20 Dec 2020)
  446. Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night 1:09 (06 May 2022)
  447. My Elf Ears Melted in My Car 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  448. Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art 2:22 (06 May 2022)
  449. At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  450. Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  451. Don’t Tempt Me Frodo! 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  452. Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative 0:34 (06 May 2022)
  453. Venom Enema 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  454. The Frozen One Awaits 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  455. Beefcakes Without Borders 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  456. Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  457. The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry 0:08 (06 May 2022)
  458. Mamma’s Selling a Line 6 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  459. Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  460. The Gate of No Return 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  461. The Noise Gate of No Return 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  462. My Former Life as a Poser 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  463. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  464. Diesel Boner 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  465. Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  466. Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb 0:21 (06 May 2022)
  467. How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  468. Freebasing Cringe 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  469. I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective 0:07 (06 May 2022)
  470. Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell 0:12 (06 May 2022)
  471. Catfishing Viper 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  472. Cognitive Ball Therapy 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  473. Researching the Legality of Cannibalism 0:07 (06 May 2022)
  474. Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  475. Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City 0:12 (06 May 2022)
  476. Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula 0:09 (06 May 2022)
  477. Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?” 0:09 (06 May 2022)
  478. Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  479. Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest 2:10 (06 May 2022)
  480. Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  481. Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  482. Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2) 0:10 (06 May 2022)
  483. Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records 0:11 (06 May 2022)
  484. The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  485. Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus 0:07 (06 May 2022)
  486. And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  487. Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  488. Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  489. You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  490. Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  491. Ancient Sword of the Meth King 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  492. I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  493. Successfully Cyberbullied a Child 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  494. Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker 1:33 (06 May 2022)
  495. Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)? 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  496. Aerosmith by Choice 0:02 (06 May 2022)
  497. Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On 0:10 (06 May 2022)
  498. That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  499. Jackhammer Dildo 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  500. Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties 0:08 (06 May 2022)
  501. An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys 0:02 (06 May 2022)
  502. Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?) 0:07 (06 May 2022)
  503. Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  504. Larry Is Bald 0:04 (06 May 2022)
  505. Cum Ghost 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  506. The House That Beef Built 0:03 (06 May 2022)
  507. Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  508. Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics 0:06 (06 May 2022)
  509. A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole 0:05 (06 May 2022)
  510. I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries 0:07 (06 May 2022)
  511. A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop” 0:11 (06 May 2022)
  512. Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home 0:10 (06 May 2022)
  513. If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook 0:26 (06 May 2022)
  514. Eno-Pilled 1:09 (06 May 2022)