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David Cross (04 Apr 1964 - )

Male Person - United States stand-up comedian

Recordings by (209)

  1. Sing Along 1:46 (18 Sep 1999)
  2. Virgin Mary 2:50 (18 Sep 1999)
  3. Water Into Wine 1:38 (18 Sep 1999)
  4. Dr. Kevorkian 1:46 (18 Sep 1999)
  5. media violence 1:37 (18 Sep 1999)
  6. wills to pets 4:07 (18 Sep 1999)
  7. Fetal Tissue 1:11 (18 Sep 1999)
  8. Introduction 2:41 (18 Sep 1999)
  9. Magic Trick 3:00 (18 Sep 1999)
  10. Porn 2:23 (18 Sep 1999)
  11. Miles for Kids 1:05 (18 Sep 1999)
  12. Dating 1:05 (18 Sep 1999)
  13. Xian Airline Food 2:54 (18 Sep 1999)
  14. Footprints 2:23 (18 Sep 1999)
  15. Crucifixion 1:21 (18 Sep 1999)
  16. Amish Kid 2:16 (18 Sep 1999)
  17. Year 2000 3:55 (18 Sep 1999)
  18. Organ Donation 0:52 (18 Sep 1999)
  19. Crack Baby 1:32 (18 Sep 1999)
  20. Stephen Hawking 0:59 (18 Sep 1999)
  21. High Times 1:48 (18 Sep 1999)
  22. Lazy Business Ideas 1:10 (18 Sep 1999)
  23. Advertising 2:03 (18 Sep 1999)
  24. CES and Porn 3:19 (18 Sep 1999)
  25. Inside the Actor's Studio, Acting, James Lipton 6:01 (18 Sep 1999)
  26. End Of Show 0:48 (18 Sep 1999)
  27. ending skit 0:21 (18 Sep 1999)
  28. Protest Singer Ainsley Mctree ?:?? (2000)
  29. Freebird ?:?? (2000)
  30. The South ?:?? (2000)
  31. Religion ?:?? (2000)
  32. Porn Convention ?:?? (2000)
  33. Going to Turkey ?:?? (2000)
  34. Las Vegas ?:?? (2000)
  35. The Most Surreal Thing and Egg Wave ?:?? (2000)
  36. American Way and the Bible ?:?? (2000)
  37. Promise Keepers ?:?? (2000)
  38. Lunch With Frankenstein 1:30 (05 Nov 2002)
  39. Austin Powers Saying “Yeah Baby” 11:10 (05 Nov 2002)
  40. “You Go, Girl!” 2:28 (05 Nov 2002)
  41. Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist 5:01 (05 Nov 2002)
  42. Sex on the Internet!? 8:05 (05 Nov 2002)
  43. Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag 4:54 (05 Nov 2002)
  44. Shaving the Pope’s Pussy 4:08 (05 Nov 2002)
  45. Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears 5:03 (05 Nov 2002)
  46. Fake Tits/Real Beer 6:34 (05 Nov 2002)
  47. My Wife’s Crazy! 3:52 (05 Nov 2002)
  48. Flying on a Mexican Plane 9:40 (05 Nov 2002)
  49. Abortion Doctor From Hell! 7:25 (05 Nov 2002)
  50. Socks and Shoes 3:52 (05 Nov 2002)
  51. My Daughter’s First Date 5:15 (05 Nov 2002)
  52. Diarrhea Moustache 16:03 (05 Nov 2002)
  53. If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them 22:44 (05 Nov 2002)
  54. Goodnight Assholes! 5:41 (05 Nov 2002)
  55. Certain leaders in government look or act like certain pop culture references! 4:51 (04 May 2004)
  56. Women, please rinse off your vagina and anus! 5:10 (04 May 2004)
  57. I’ve taken a popular contemporary pop song and changed the lyrics to comment on the proliferation of Starbucks in my neighborhood! 3:16 (04 May 2004)
  58. A rapid series of comical noises! 3:57 (04 May 2004)
  59. Although indigent, rural families have little to say in the matter, third rate public education has kept them ignorant and thus, great sources of ridicule! 2:48 (04 May 2004)
  60. My child is enthralling, especially when it says something unexpectedly precocious even though it doesn’t understand what it just said! 8:38 (04 May 2004)
  61. My immigrant mom talks funny! 13:37 (04 May 2004)
  62. When it comes to Jews, behavior one might perceive as obnoxious and annoying I present as “quirky” but it’s okay to joke about it because I, myself, am Jewish! 6:01 (04 May 2004)
  63. Pandering to the locals! 7:13 (04 May 2004)
  64. Even though I am in the closet, that won’t prevent me from getting cheap laughs at the expense of homosexuals! 2:37 (04 May 2004)
  65. Weathermen have become, for the most part, obsolete! 2:53 (04 May 2004)
  66. When all is said and done, I am lonely and miserable and barely able to mask my contempt for the audience as I trot out the same sorry act I’ve been doing since the mid‐eighties! 12:51 (04 May 2004)
  67. Am I the Only One on the Planet That Knows How to Drive? (live 2004: Soho, London, UK) 3:58 (2004)
  68. My Kids Think I'm an ATM (live 2004: Soho, London, UK) 2:03 (2004)
  69. Comedy Death Ray 7:57 (11 Sep 2007)
  70. Preface 5:46 (08 Sep 2009)
  71. Intro 0:21 (08 Sep 2009)
  72. Preface (Part 1) 2:30 (08 Sep 2009)
  73. Preface (Part 2) 4:40 (08 Sep 2009)
  74. Don't Abandon Your Baby 6:54 (08 Sep 2009)
  75. But It's Good for You! 6:46 (08 Sep 2009)
  76. I Think Rich People Are Boring 4:51 (08 Sep 2009)
  77. Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1) 3:42 (08 Sep 2009)
  78. Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2) 3:15 (08 Sep 2009)
  79. I Ain't No This or That 3:46 (08 Sep 2009)
  80. Woodstock 5:02 (08 Sep 2009)
  81. Breaking Up (Part 1) 4:43 (08 Sep 2009)
  82. Breaking Up (Part 2) 4:03 (08 Sep 2009)
  83. A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1) 4:23 (08 Sep 2009)
  84. A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2) 5:48 (08 Sep 2009)
  85. The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1) 4:04 (08 Sep 2009)
  86. The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2) 4:29 (08 Sep 2009)
  87. The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3) 6:17 (08 Sep 2009)
  88. YourStar.com 3:41 (08 Sep 2009)
  89. Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1) 4:50 (08 Sep 2009)
  90. Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2) 4:30 (08 Sep 2009)
  91. I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1) 4:08 (08 Sep 2009)
  92. I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2) 3:25 (08 Sep 2009)
  93. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1) 4:53 (08 Sep 2009)
  94. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2) 2:13 (08 Sep 2009)
  95. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3) 4:25 (08 Sep 2009)
  96. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4) 4:14 (08 Sep 2009)
  97. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5) 2:11 (08 Sep 2009)
  98. My Memoir-To-Be 3:24 (08 Sep 2009)
  99. A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1) 4:03 (08 Sep 2009)
  100. A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2) 11:19 (08 Sep 2009)
  101. Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money 6:15 (08 Sep 2009)
  102. Didja Know? 2:02 (08 Sep 2009)
  103. I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1) 4:10 (08 Sep 2009)
  104. I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2) 4:58 (08 Sep 2009)
  105. Heaven! (Part 1) 3:04 (08 Sep 2009)
  106. Heaven! (Part 2) 3:07 (08 Sep 2009)
  107. The Five People You Meet in Limbo 3:44 (08 Sep 2009)
  108. Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters 2:22 (08 Sep 2009)
  109. In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1) 4:06 (08 Sep 2009)
  110. In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2) 2:34 (08 Sep 2009)
  111. Gay Canada (Part 1) 4:35 (08 Sep 2009)
  112. Gay Canada (Part 2) 5:58 (08 Sep 2009)
  113. You'll Never Guess!!! 5:32 (08 Sep 2009)
  114. Sweet Mary J. 5:20 (08 Sep 2009)
  115. Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1) 4:21 (08 Sep 2009)
  116. Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2) 3:19 (08 Sep 2009)
  117. Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1) 5:05 (08 Sep 2009)
  118. Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2) 5:45 (08 Sep 2009)
  119. Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3) 5:14 (08 Sep 2009)
  120. Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing 5:03 (08 Sep 2009)
  121. Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1) 5:05 (08 Sep 2009)
  122. Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2) 4:39 (08 Sep 2009)
  123. Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3) 2:24 (08 Sep 2009)
  124. A Short Request to Lame Friends 2:38 (08 Sep 2009)
  125. Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1) 4:24 (08 Sep 2009)
  126. Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2) 2:10 (08 Sep 2009)
  127. The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1) 3:49 (08 Sep 2009)
  128. The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2) 2:31 (08 Sep 2009)
  129. The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3) 2:11 (08 Sep 2009)
  130. Top Ten Top Ten Lists List 1:15 (08 Sep 2009)
  131. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1) 4:44 (08 Sep 2009)
  132. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2) 4:16 (08 Sep 2009)
  133. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3) 4:32 (08 Sep 2009)
  134. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4) 4:34 (08 Sep 2009)
  135. How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1) 5:09 (08 Sep 2009)
  136. How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2) 4:39 (08 Sep 2009)
  137. I Don't Have Children 3:29 (08 Sep 2009)
  138. A Short List of Videos With Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point 1:36 (08 Sep 2009)
  139. Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath 2:02 (08 Sep 2009)
  140. Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1) 5:17 (08 Sep 2009)
  141. Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2) 4:18 (08 Sep 2009)
  142. Cigar Corner 3:51 (08 Sep 2009)
  143. Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1) 3:59 (08 Sep 2009)
  144. Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2) 4:32 (08 Sep 2009)
  145. Original Message (Part 1) 3:14 (08 Sep 2009)
  146. Original Message (Part 2) 3:16 (08 Sep 2009)
  147. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1) 5:22 (08 Sep 2009)
  148. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2) 5:28 (08 Sep 2009)
  149. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3) 4:54 (08 Sep 2009)
  150. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4) 2:02 (08 Sep 2009)
  151. We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes" 4:54 (08 Sep 2009)
  152. Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1) 3:35 (08 Sep 2009)
  153. Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2) 2:21 (08 Sep 2009)
  154. Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3) 0:58 (08 Sep 2009)
  155. For the Love of God! (Part 1) 3:12 (08 Sep 2009)
  156. For the Love of God! (Part 2) 1:58 (08 Sep 2009)
  157. Cigar Corner: Bonus Story! 2:10 (08 Sep 2009)
  158. Cigar Corner, Part 2 3:55 (08 Sep 2009)
  159. Truck Stop (Part 1) 3:59 (08 Sep 2009)
  160. Truck Stop (Part 2) 2:01 (08 Sep 2009)
  161. Letter From the Future 4:26 (08 Sep 2009)
  162. An Afterthought 3:00 (08 Sep 2009)
  163. Acknowledgements 3:39 (08 Sep 2009)
  164. Credits 1:47 (08 Sep 2009)
  165. A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (instrumental) 10:23 (08 Sep 2009)
  166. #24 Cursing 1:25 (2009)
  167. #90 One-Man Show 0:54 (2009)
  168. I Can't Get Beer in Me... 2:41 (11 May 2010)
  169. Opening Song (The Sultan’s Revenge) 4:18 (25 May 2010)
  170. If You Care 1:44 (25 May 2010)
  171. That One Show About Drugs and Stuff 6:14 (25 May 2010)
  172. Me and Drugs 8:29 (25 May 2010)
  173. Black Stuff 2:48 (25 May 2010)
  174. … Or Worse 4:41 (25 May 2010)
  175. Where We Are Now Back in September ’09 9:07 (25 May 2010)
  176. Silly Religious Crazies 5:59 (25 May 2010)
  177. REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! 3:40 (25 May 2010)
  178. Random Goofabouts 9:07 (25 May 2010)
  179. I Can’t Get Beer in Me… 2:41 (25 May 2010)
  180. Lesson Learned 3:51 (25 May 2010)
  181. I Can't Get Beer in Me 2:42 (2010)
  182. I Come out and Say, "Hello Toronto!" 1:44 (30 Sep 2016)
  183. Then I Talk About Tattoos! 10:41 (30 Sep 2016)
  184. Celebrating the Ignoring of Genocide! 5:48 (30 Sep 2016)
  185. A Bit I Stole from Dave Attell! 3:58 (30 Sep 2016)
  186. Vape Japes! 1:41 (30 Sep 2016)
  187. Hello, Adolf 5:04 (30 Sep 2016)
  188. Oh No He Didn't!! He Said, "Patriojizm?!" 5:16 (30 Sep 2016)
  189. What a Fool Believes (But Not the Doobie Brothers Version) 12:50 (30 Sep 2016)
  190. Shoot First, Ask Questions Never 8:44 (30 Sep 2016)
  191. National Trifle Association 8:05 (30 Sep 2016)
  192. The Marked Difference Between Muslims and Other Insane People 4:16 (30 Sep 2016)
  193. History's Most Excellent Raping Brotherhood 2:21 (30 Sep 2016)
  194. Shooting the S**t / Too Soon? 3:55 (10 May 2019)
  195. Baby Failure 2:33 (10 May 2019)
  196. Father Failure 4:06 (10 May 2019)
  197. Small Talk 3:32 (10 May 2019)
  198. Clown Pain Fun 2:10 (10 May 2019)
  199. Narcissism and the Slow March to Oblivion 2:12 (10 May 2019)
  200. Truth = Cynicism 4:04 (10 May 2019)
  201. We're Different People 1:48 (10 May 2019)
  202. A Couples Colonic?! 4:48 (10 May 2019)
  203. Sort of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2) 5:36 (10 May 2019)
  204. But Not Really (Couples Colonic, Pt. 3) 4:20 (10 May 2019)
  205. How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4) 4:13 (10 May 2019)
  206. And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… 7:05 (10 May 2019)
  207. One Can Only Dream 5:42 (10 May 2019)
  208. My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy 10:02 (10 May 2019)
  209. Encore 6:51 (10 May 2019)