Crywank (2009 - )

Group - United Kingdom

Recordings by (159)

  1. Welcome to Castle Irwell 2:14 (01 Sep 2010)
  2. You Won’t Meet a Girl Sat in Your Room Listening to Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies) 2:22 (01 Sep 2010)
  3. Pope Alexander 1:50 (01 Sep 2010)
  4. 18 1:50 (01 Sep 2010)
  5. Hikikomori 2:51 (01 Sep 2010)
  6. An Intimate Message 1:30 (01 Sep 2010)
  7. Late Night People Watching 1:32 (01 Sep 2010)
  8. Harvey Milk Shit on the Table 2:42 (01 Sep 2010)
  9. Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah and Sirens 2:27 (01 Sep 2010)
  10. Thomas Saunders Gang Chant 2:38 (01 Sep 2010)
  11. Blink 0:53 (01 Apr 2012)
  12. Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo) 2:49 (01 Apr 2012)
  13. Little Creepy 1:16 (01 Apr 2012)
  14. Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber 2:40 (01 Apr 2012)
  15. Care Not for Your Clubnights 1:47 (01 Apr 2012)
  16. Nostril Tampon 1:50 (01 Apr 2012)
  17. The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing 2:24 (01 Apr 2012)
  18. Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck! 1:10 (01 Apr 2012)
  19. It’s OK, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either 3:04 (01 Apr 2012)
  20. Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten 1:34 (01 Apr 2012)
  21. You Couldn’t Teach Me Integrity 1:51 (01 Apr 2012)
  22. Waste / I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards 2:30 (09 Jan 2013)
  23. Only Everyone Can Judge Me 2:08 (09 Jan 2013)
  24. GB Eating GB While Listening To GB 5:11 (09 Jan 2013)
  25. Memento Mori 2:41 (09 Jan 2013)
  26. I’m a Cliché 1:35 (09 Jan 2013)
  27. Notches 2:55 (09 Jan 2013)
  28. Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy 3:27 (09 Jan 2013)
  29. Just a Snail 1:16 (07 Nov 2013)
  30. Song for a Guilty Sadist 2:21 (07 Nov 2013)
  31. If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up 1:23 (07 Nov 2013)
  32. Crywank Are Posers 3:08 (07 Nov 2013)
  33. Obsessive Muso With No Friends 1:15 (07 Nov 2013)
  34. “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?” 1:49 (07 Nov 2013)
  35. GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB 4:16 (07 Nov 2013)
  36. Deep Down I’m American Werewolf 2:03 (07 Nov 2013)
  37. Waste 1:07 (07 Nov 2013)
  38. I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards 1:31 (07 Nov 2013)
  39. Do You Have PPE for Self‐Esteem? 2:22 (07 Nov 2013)
  40. This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter) 2:41 (07 Nov 2013)
  41. Leech Boy 4:03 (07 Nov 2013)
  42. I Am Shit 2:06 (07 Nov 2013)
  43. Love 2:13 (02 Feb 2014)
  44. We Don't Practice 0:06 (02 Feb 2014)
  45. Olivers Theme 1:56 (02 Feb 2014)
  46. Paperclips 0:56 (02 Feb 2014)
  47. Coffee and Blunts 0:38 (02 Feb 2014)
  48. I Am a Familiar Creek in Your Floorboards 1:28 (27 Aug 2014)
  49. Is That Crazy Enough for Ya’? Want Me Take a Shit on the Floor? 1:17 (27 Aug 2014)
  50. I Don’t Know About What Happened… (Because Once You Start Writing It All Becomes Fiction) 2:02 (27 Aug 2014)
  51. Welcome to Castle Irwell (demo) 2:08 (27 Aug 2014)
  52. Zains, Cam4, Wah‐Wah and Sirens (demo) 2:40 (27 Aug 2014)
  53. Pope Alexander (demo) 1:52 (27 Aug 2014)
  54. Lepidopterophobia 1:48 (27 Aug 2014)
  55. Hikikomori (demo) 2:44 (27 Aug 2014)
  56. 18 (demo) 1:47 (27 Aug 2014)
  57. Thomas Saunders Gangchant (demo) 2:38 (27 Aug 2014)
  58. Blur 2:59 (27 Aug 2014)
  59. I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboard (demo) 1:48 (27 Aug 2014)
  60. Drunk & Lonely on a Sofabed 1:35 (27 Aug 2014)
  61. Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber (demo) 2:33 (27 Aug 2014)
  62. Coffee & Blunts (demo) 0:52 (27 Aug 2014)
  63. Lepidopterophobia (demo) 2:05 (27 Aug 2014)
  64. Forlorn Leghorn 3:23 (20 Jul 2016)
  65. Squeezing the Damp Tea Towel to It’s Final Few Drips 1:58 (20 Jul 2016)
  66. There All Is Aching 2:41 (20 Jul 2016)
  67. I Am in Great Pain, Please Help Me 2:39 (20 Jul 2016)
  68. A Deer Mistaking Candles for Headlights 2:31 (20 Jul 2016)
  69. Me Me Me (Boo Hoo) 2:36 (20 Jul 2016)
  70. Hate 2:26 (20 Jul 2016)
  71. Your Own Worst Enemy Critic 1:59 (20 Jul 2016)
  72. Self(ish) 2:30 (20 Jul 2016)
  73. Baby Self‐Absorbed 2:14 (20 Jul 2016)
  74. Falling Down a Hole 1:20 (20 Jul 2016)
  75. Part 2 2:51 (01 Feb 2017)
  76. A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned 1:25 (21 Dec 2017)
  77. Part 2: Electric Boogaloo 2:29 (21 Dec 2017)
  78. When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse 2:29 (21 Dec 2017)
  79. Woodchuck 2:33 (21 Dec 2017)
  80. Who Am I???1 0:56 (21 Dec 2017)
  81. Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2 2:19 (21 Dec 2017)
  82. Colm Hindsight 0:30 (21 Dec 2017)
  83. A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields 1:26 (21 Dec 2017)
  84. (Onion) Garden Fart (Onion) 1:02 (21 Dec 2017)
  85. Tin Foil Hat Crew at the Student House Party 2:13 (21 Dec 2017)
  86. Chomsky‐Honk 1:04 (21 Dec 2017)
  87. Goku Is Cool 1:41 (21 Dec 2017)
  88. Don’t Forget to Like Share and Subscribe 0:38 (21 Dec 2017)
  89. I Think I’m Dying and I’m Doing Nothing About It 1:09 (21 Dec 2017)
  90. Anti‐Capitalism Is a Great Marketing Technique 1:53 (21 Dec 2017)
  91. Thoughts on Self‐Described DIY Bands Engaging With a Profit‐Based Print Media 1:42 (21 Dec 2017)
  92. An Academics Lament on Barbie 3:40 (21 Dec 2017)
  93. Fuck You Dan 0:44 (21 Dec 2017)
  94. Fuck You James 3:10 (21 Dec 2017)
  95. Pr8y Boi 1:40 (21 Dec 2017)
  96. Life Is Life and That’s So Deep 1:31 (21 Dec 2017)
  97. Roll‐On Deoderant 1:55 (21 Dec 2017)
  98. Story of the Lizard and the Sock 1:54 (21 Dec 2017)
  99. [unknown] ?:?? (2017) from release "Weed"
  100. Blood 2:22 (05 Jun 2018)
  101. I’ll Have Something in a Bit 2:24 (05 Jun 2018)
  102. Cat Food 1:26 (05 Jun 2018)
  103. Mushroomz 1:57 (05 Jun 2018)
  104. I'll Have Something in a Bit 2:24 (27 Feb 2019)
  105. I Light a Candle Where the Streetlight Up 0:35 (14 Mar 2019)
  106. I’ll Have Some in a Bit 1:55 (14 Mar 2019)
  107. JK 1:49 (14 Mar 2019)
  108. The Poured Boy of Kutná Hora 3:29 (14 Mar 2019)
  109. Unassimilated Normie 2:18 (14 Mar 2019)
  110. Doubt 1:38 (14 Mar 2019)
  111. Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole 2:02 (14 Mar 2019)
  112. It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen) 4:11 (14 Mar 2019)
  113. All My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than One Minute 0:53 (14 Mar 2019)
  114. It Was a Swift Not a Sparrow (I Never Listen) 3:41 (23 May 2019)
  115. How Do 0:51 (23 May 2019)
  116. JK (alternate version) 1:42 (23 May 2019)
  117. Neem Oil 0:37 (23 May 2019)
  118. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part I: Bicker Man 4:07 (01 May 2020)
  119. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part II: Stretch Armstonk 3:22 (01 May 2020)
  120. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part III: The Bards Mard 1:56 (01 May 2020)
  121. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part IV: Just Potatoes 1:19 (01 May 2020)
  122. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo 2:15 (01 May 2020)
  123. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VI: We Could’ve but We Didn’t 0:38 (01 May 2020)
  124. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective 3:04 (01 May 2020)
  125. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into the Mainframe) 4:52 (01 May 2020)
  126. The Best 2:25 (01 May 2020)
  127. Flower in Hand 2:18 (01 May 2020)
  128. Time Away From Nosferatu 1:03 (01 May 2020)
  129. The Yolk That Fell Out 1:24 (01 May 2020)
  130. Imitating a Brief Projetion of Gurdjieff 1:04 (01 May 2020)
  131. Ungrateful Son 0:57 (01 May 2020)
  132. Yuppie Gloup 0:53 (01 May 2020)
  133. Ego Is a Phoenix 1:13 (01 May 2020)
  134. Poo 0:29 (01 May 2020)
  135. Corduroy 1:05 (01 May 2020)
  136. Life in the Chalk Basket 1:10 (01 May 2020)
  137. Wellington Wisp Part I: On the Mill Floor 1:31 (01 May 2020)
  138. Wellington Wisp Part II: M407FS 3:42 (01 May 2020)
  139. Boosep 1:55 (01 May 2020)
  140. Just a Worm 1:33 (01 May 2020)
  141. A Fart at Night Resets the Balance 0:47 (01 May 2020)
  142. Egg and Spoon 2:11 (01 May 2020)
  143. Cringey Wincer 3:36 (01 May 2020)
  144. Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith 5:16 (01 May 2020)
  145. Now I’m Sad 2:56 (02 Oct 2020) live, 2017-02-13–2017-02-14: JT Soar, Nottingham, UK
  146. Baby Self Absorbed 2:00 (02 Oct 2020) live, 2017-02-13–2017-02-14: JT Soar, Nottingham, UK
  147. I Am in Great Pain Please Help Me 2:40 (02 Oct 2020) live, 2017-02-13–2017-02-14: JT Soar, Nottingham, UK
  148. Only Everyone Will Judge Me 2:32 (02 Oct 2020) live, 2017-02-13–2017-02-14: JT Soar, Nottingham, UK
  149. Oliver’s Theme 2:52 (02 Oct 2020) live, 2017-02-13–2017-02-14: JT Soar, Nottingham, UK
  150. Dan Talking About Crisps 0:50 (02 Oct 2020) live, 2017-02-13–2017-02-14: JT Soar, Nottingham, UK
  151. Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono) 3:08 (13 Sep 2021)
  152. Hey Dan How R U Miss U 2:14 (13 Sep 2021)
  153. Trying to Pass Off Playing Merge Games as a Form of Meditation 3:49 (13 Sep 2021)
  154. On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank 3:20 (13 Sep 2021)
  155. One Hundred Million Years Ago a Hero Crossed the Land 2:54 (13 Sep 2021)
  156. Memories Elephant 1:03 (13 Sep 2021)
  157. Chainmail 2:36 (13 Sep 2021)
  158. I Am a Rockstar Who Is Really Cool and Sexy 3:44 (13 Sep 2021)
  159. Crumpledbigskin 3:51 (13 Sep 2021)