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1-Speed Bike

Comprised of:

  1. 1-Speed Bike Male Person, Born: in

Releases (9)

Official

Album

  1. Droopy Butt Begone! 23 Oct 2000
  2. El Gallito 2003
  3. Klootzak Keizer 2005
  4. Someone Told Me Life Gets Easier in Your 50's 2005
  5. Pashto Translator Needed 07 Jan 2010

Single

  1. I Am a Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President Jun 2002

EP

  1. Once Wuz 1‐Speed Fukin’ Bike 2003

Promotion

Single

  1. BadPanda068 07 Feb 2011

Recordings (63)

  1. The Day That Mauro Ran Over Elwy Yost 6:30 (23 Oct 2000)
  2. Seattle/Washington/Prague 00/68 Chicago/Nixon/Reagan Circle-Fighting Machine 3:20 (23 Oct 2000)
  3. Yuppie Restaurant-goers Beware Because This Song Is for the Dishwasher 6:45 (23 Oct 2000)
  4. Just Another Jive-Assed White Colonial Theft 6:20 (23 Oct 2000)
  5. Why Are All the Dogs Dying of Cancer? 3:35 (23 Oct 2000)
  6. My Kitchen Is Tiananmen Square 5:16 (23 Oct 2000)
  7. Any Movement That Forgets About Class Is a Bowel Movement 4:26 (23 Oct 2000)
  8. Outro 0:26 (23 Oct 2000)
  9. I Am a Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President ?:?? (Jun 2002)
  10. Punk Not Dead Cave Is Good and Strong ?:?? (Jun 2002)
  11. I'm a Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President ?:?? (Feb 2003)
  12. Punk Not Dead, Cave Good and Strong ?:?? (Feb 2003)
  13. Intro 2:41 (2003)
  14. There's an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice 4:22 (2003)
  15. Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning 3:24 (2003)
  16. If You Were a McDonalds Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shrivled Up Fry 2:38 (2003)
  17. Some People Know How to Roll When They Fall Off a Bike (Hrsta remix) 3:52 (2003)
  18. My Dick Is This Small Because It's Minus 40 4:49 (2003)
  19. The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta remix) 4:53 (2003)
  20. Crappy Recording of Novelty 7 Inch Bought at Dutch Thrift Store Being Played Through My Best Friend’s Dumpstered Speakers 2:41 (2003)
  21. Marketing and Promotion Music Machine Blows My Teenage Mind by Turning Garbage Into Money 3:26 (2003)
  22. Punk Rock Saved My Life, pt 4 1:55 (2003)
  23. Borrowing My Mom’s Beige Rabbit for My First Camping Trip, Tripping Out to FM Radio on Highway 401 1:58 (2003)
  24. A Tale of the Horrors of Both Cocaine and Not Asking Consent 4:12 (2003)
  25. Composed to Be Played for George W’s 2004 Visit to Be Played From Sound Truck Just Before Inevitable Arrest 4:06 (2003)
  26. Debora St Drug Dealer Smiling and Counting $20 Bills While Whistling This Tune While Man With Black and Blue Face Stands Crying Next to Him 1:55 (2003)
  27. Hot Waitress 12 Years Older Then Me Sexy Dancing With Me While Taking Off My Dishwashing Apron; Even Older Gay Waiter Joins In 2:48 (2003)
  28. Fair Warning 5:03 (07 Sep 2004)
  29. A Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President ?:?? (Feb 2005)
  30. Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Poncho, Escaped From a Relative's Home 4:53 (2005)
  31. 8 Months Stuck in a Metal Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses 5:52 (2005)
  32. Eazy E White House Dinner Menu Problem 5:46 (2005)
  33. El Gallito (intro) 2:40 (2005)
  34. If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry 1:35 (2005)
  35. Klootzak Keizer (intro) 1:09 (2005)
  36. Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home 2:54 (2005)
  37. 8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses 5:38 (2005)
  38. From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small 5:44 (2005)
  39. Cats Don't Judge People Do 6:09 (2005)
  40. My Dick Is This Small Because It'S -40 Degrees F 4:49 (2005)
  41. Shoving the Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With a Hoodie On 4:47 (2005)
  42. Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego? 5:54 (2005)
  43. Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem 5:59 (2005)
  44. Tim Horton's as a Gateway Drug to the Canadian Army 6:30 (07 Jan 2010)
  45. We Trade You Sting for a Toyota Pick-Up Filled With Weed 4:20 (07 Jan 2010)
  46. Taliban Horton Overnight Price Doubling 1:45 (07 Jan 2010)
  47. Oakland Pulic Library Cambodian Tape Archive Remix for the Afghani People 2:12 (07 Jan 2010)
  48. Taking Care of Business Like the Doa Video 3:37 (07 Jan 2010)
  49. Take the Red Out of the Canadian Flag and You Get Surrender (We Are Wolves remix) 2:23 (07 Jan 2010)
  50. Taliban! Our Hot Women Soldiers Will Turn Your Women Gay! 5:20 (07 Jan 2010)
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