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The Revnarok – Fifty Songs About Rev Vargskelethor

Release: 04 Jun 2014 [Worldwide], Language: English, Status: Official
Format: Digital Media, Tracks: 50, Length: 47:36, Barcode: [none]
Release type: Album

Contents

Digital Media #1
1 Rev Is Shit 0:46
2 You Suck (Rev) 0:54
3 Spermbank Robber 0:38
4 You Are Literally Shit Rev 0:17
5 Rev Thinks the Beatles Are Death Metal 0:38
6 Its Called Soda, Not Pop You Asshole 1:00
7 Okay Maybe You Call It Coke Instead Whatever 1:41
8 Your Full Name Sounds Like Colon Muffin 1:23
9 Texas Sucks (And So Do You) 1:08
10 I’m Going to Nuke Your Face 1:00
11 I Hired Ninjas to Kill You Rev 0:44
12 I’m Going to Chainsaw Your Dick Off 1:34
13 I Hope You Get Hit by A Meteor 1:13
14 A Message from Rev 0:10
15 A Ballad for Rev 0:57
16 I’m Going to Shoot You In the Face with Flamethrower 1:21
17 Rev Walking to A Atore 0:10
18 I’ll Create A Teleportation Device Just to Punch You In the Face Out of Nowhere 1:11
19 Breaking My Butt (Judas Priest Cover) 2:29
20 I’m Friends with Satan Himself 3:08
21 I’m Going to Befriends Dolphins So They Can Kill You 1:20
22 I’m Going to Buy A Sword and Cut You In the Face Maybe 1:23
23 The Rev Symphony 1:01
24 I Bribed Santa Clause to Not Give You Any Presents 1:25
25 Bohemian Revpsody (Queen Cover) 2:27
26 I Bet You Smell Your Own Farts with That Gasmask 1:45
27 Dracula Is My Uncle So You Better Watch Out 0:49
28 Rev Once Went Back In Time to Fuck Himself 0:23
29 You Are Not Invited to Any of my Pizza Parties Asshole 0:16
30 I’ll Kick Your Face Off 1:10
31 I’m Going to Feed You to Cannibals (Keytar Song) 0:46
32 You Dont Even Know What Snow Is You Dick 1:24
33 Destination Masturbation 0:56
34 If You Ever Set Foot In Sweden I Will Rip Your Asshole Out 0:45
35 You’re Only Invested In Politics Because You’re Attracted to Barack Obama 0:50
36 Rev Thinks Elvis Presley Is Black Metal 0:39
37 I’ll Strap You to A Rocket and Make It Fly Into the Sun 0:55
38 Rev Isn’t Actually Tall, He Fakes It with Stilts 0:59
39 How Dare You Call Me Dumb, That’s Mean 0:13
40 Rev’s Top Hat Is Actually A Dildo 0:35
41 Rev’s Favorite Band Is Limp Bizkit 1:00
42 Breakfast Tacos Are the Dumbest Thing You’ve Told Me About 0:52
43 The Shortest Song on the Album 0:03
44 Rev Likes Mustard on His Chips, and That’s Gross 1:18
45 You’re A Man, Yet You’re Always on Your Period 0:13
46 Poopface Dumbass, That’s You 0:11
47 The Heaviest Song on the Album 0:26
48 Rev’s Beard Is Actually Roadkill He Glued to His Face 0:23
49 I’m Just Joking You’re A Cool Guy 0:26
50 Just Kidding You’re A Fucking Asshole 0:21