I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)
Eugene Mirman
Release: 30 Oct 2015 United States,
Language: English,
Status: Official
Format: Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media + Digital Media,
Tracks: 540,
Length: 4:28:33,
Barcode: [none]
Release type: Album - Spokenword
Contents
Digital Media #1
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1
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Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
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3:31
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2
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Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
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5:00
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3
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Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
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1:56
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4
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Ask A Pastor
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3:03
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5
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Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
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3:04
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6
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A LinkedIn Profile
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2:39
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7
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The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
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5:48
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8
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Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
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3:50
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9
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Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
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4:18
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10
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Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
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7:59
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11
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Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
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2:29
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12
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I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
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7:05
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Digital Media #2
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Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
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3:22
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2
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The Body
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2:26
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3
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Feet & Legs
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1:55
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Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
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2:54
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5
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Heart
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2:54
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Throat, Arms & Hands
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2:41
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7
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Head
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1:51
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8
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Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
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3:14
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Digital Media #3
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1
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Introduction
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0:16
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2
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Horse
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0:04
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3
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Horse Galloping
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0:07
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4
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Horse III
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0:08
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5
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Duck
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0:04
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6
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Duck II
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0:08
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7
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Dog
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0:05
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8
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Cat
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0:07
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9
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Cat Purring
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0:09
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10
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Cat Asking For Directions
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0:09
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11
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Two Sheep Arguing
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0:10
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12
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Mice Making Fried Rice
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0:06
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13
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Bear
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0:04
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14
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Wolf
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0:07
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15
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Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
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0:07
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Giraffe Sleeping
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0:08
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Turtle
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0:04
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Turtle II
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0:09
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Chicken Prostitue Haggling
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0:13
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20
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Shark
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0:05
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21
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Toilet Flushing
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0:08
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22
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Blender
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0:08
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23
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Automatic Door Opening
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0:06
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24
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Doorbell
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0:04
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25
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Alarm Clock
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0:06
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26
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Frying Pan Sizzle
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0:08
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27
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Teapot Whistle
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0:09
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28
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Dishwasher Running
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0:08
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29
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Telephone Ringing
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0:07
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30
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Telephone Falling On The Ground
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0:09
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31
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Shower Running
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0:08
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32
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Crackling Fire
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0:09
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33
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VCR Ejecting A Tape
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0:06
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34
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Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
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0:18
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35
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Baby Locked In A Dresser
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0:09
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36
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Fart
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0:04
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Long Fart
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0:06
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38
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Fart III
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0:09
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39
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Little Girl Crying
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0:12
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40
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Man Walking In Boots
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0:12
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41
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Screaming Man
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0:05
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42
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Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
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0:07
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43
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TV Audience Clapping At Food
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0:11
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44
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Drum Circle
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0:14
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45
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Rave
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0:10
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46
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Last Guy At A Rave
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0:09
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47
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Train
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0:06
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48
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Steam Engine
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0:07
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49
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Neon Sign
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0:08
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50
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Motorcycle
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0:07
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51
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Scanning An Item
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0:04
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52
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Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
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0:06
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53
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Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
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0:07
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54
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Jack-In-The-Box
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0:08
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55
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Jigsaw Puzzle
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0:06
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56
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Fire Truck
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0:06
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57
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Video Game
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0:05
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58
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Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
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0:07
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59
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Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
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0:10
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60
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Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
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0:10
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61
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Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
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0:06
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Powerful Senator
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0:09
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63
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Powerful Senator II
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0:11
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64
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Fighter Plane
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0:06
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65
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Ambient Noise In An Airplane
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0:12
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Airplane Flying
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0:10
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67
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Police Siren
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0:07
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Police Siren In Europe
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0:08
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Police Siren In Belgium
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0:08
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Gun Shot
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Machine Gun
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0:05
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72
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.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
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0:11
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Gays In The Military
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0:06
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74
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Thunder
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0:05
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Rain
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0:10
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Hurricane
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Blizzard
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0:09
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Snowing
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0:11
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Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
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0:14
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Computer Downloading A File
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0:10
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81
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New Email
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0:04
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Traffic
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0:11
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83
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Kids Playing In The Park
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0:14
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Kids Playing In The Park II
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0:10
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85
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Spaceship Flying
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0:10
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Spaceship Crashing
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0:07
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Going To Warp Speed
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0:06
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88
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Alien Supermarket
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0:18
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89
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Laser Gunfire
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0:11
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90
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Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
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0:14
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Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
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0:09
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92
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Tacos
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0:05
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Fur Coat Getting F*cked By A Bunch Of Cats
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0:12
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Tree Falling In A Forest
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0:09
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Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
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0:08
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Summertime
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People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
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0:10
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Helicopter
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0:06
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Living Helicopter Complaining
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0:10
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100
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Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
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0:11
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101
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Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
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0:10
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102
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Elephant Having Trouble
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0:10
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103
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One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
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0:13
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104
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Telephone Calling A Toaster
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0:13
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105
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Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
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0:15
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106
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Shortwave Radio
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0:12
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107
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Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
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0:12
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108
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Dentist Having Sex
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0:07
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109
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Panda At A Hotel
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0:10
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110
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Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
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0:10
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111
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Cat That Doesn't Mind
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0:09
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112
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Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
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0:08
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113
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Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
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0:10
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114
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Old Man's Penis
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0:10
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115
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Dial Tone
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0:13
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116
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Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
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0:12
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117
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Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
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0:10
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118
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Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
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0:12
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119
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Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
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0:13
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120
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Bellhop Who Got Stung
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0:07
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121
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LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
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0:16
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122
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LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
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0:10
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123
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Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
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0:08
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124
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Too Many Pieces Of Paper
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0:06
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125
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Puddle
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0:04
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126
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Magic Clown Using His Powers
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0:12
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127
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Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
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0:13
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128
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The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
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0:11
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129
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Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
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0:09
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130
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Misogynistic Maple Trees
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0:12
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131
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Apple Sauce Being Naughty
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0:06
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132
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Safe Word
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0:09
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133
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Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
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0:08
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134
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Cookies Being Arrested
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0:10
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135
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Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
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0:13
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136
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Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
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0:11
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137
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Desk Covered In Hair
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0:08
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138
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Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
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0:14
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139
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Boy Who Loves Hammocks
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0:10
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140
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Dustpan
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0:10
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141
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A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
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0:12
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142
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Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
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0:09
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143
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Yellow Line That Divides Roads
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0:09
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144
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Smell Of A Pear
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0:11
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145
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Group Of Wealthy Men
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0:13
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146
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Confused Child
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0:07
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147
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25 Rats Sleeping
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0:23
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148
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Flowers
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0:07
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149
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Fishing
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0:05
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150
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Boat
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0:06
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Mizzenmast
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Bow
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153
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Stern
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0:05
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154
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Basement
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0:05
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155
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Rainbow
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0:07
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156
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Telescope Being Defensive
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0:08
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157
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Larry King Being Told Important Information
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0:10
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158
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Well
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0:05
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159
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The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
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0:11
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160
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Salad
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0:05
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161
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Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
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0:09
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162
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Zoo With Nothing To Lose
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0:09
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163
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Racist Stapler
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0:07
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164
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Friendship Bracelet
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0:07
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165
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Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
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0:08
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166
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Two Lost Fireflies
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0:09
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167
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Humpback Whale
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0:10
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168
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Elevator At The Empire State Building
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0:13
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169
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Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
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0:10
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170
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Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
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0:08
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171
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French Kids Picking Apples
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0:08
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172
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Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
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0:11
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173
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Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
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0:11
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174
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RomneyCare & ObamaCare
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0:16
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175
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The Nerve Of Some People
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0:04
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176
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Boner School
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0:05
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177
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Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
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0:09
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178
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A BuzzFeed List
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0:08
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179
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Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
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0:11
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180
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Fox News & MSNBC
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0:14
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181
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Amicable Divorce
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0:05
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182
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Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
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0:09
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183
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Snacks In Iraq
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0:06
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184
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Telecommuting Cat
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0:06
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185
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Nano-Horse
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0:05
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186
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Hebrew Ray
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0:07
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187
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Caldor Binge Drinking
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0:11
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188
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Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
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0:09
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189
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Details
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0:04
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190
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School Teacher Given Permission
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0:12
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191
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High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
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0:07
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192
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Cheese
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0:07
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Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
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0:06
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194
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The Czech Republic
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0:08
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195
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Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
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0:07
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196
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Hotel Bed That Is Tired
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0:08
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197
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Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
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0:09
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198
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Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
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0:18
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Digital Media #4
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1
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A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
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0:25
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2
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Marijuana
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3:00
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3
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Pcp
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3:00
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4
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Heroin
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3:00
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5
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Apple Cider Vinegar
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3:00
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6
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Mdma
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3:00
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7
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Lsd
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3:00
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8
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Amoxicillin
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3:00
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9
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Peyote
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3:00
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10
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Amaretto Sour
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3:00
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11
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Oxycodone
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3:00
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Digital Media #5
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Crying
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0:18
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2
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More Crying
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1:32
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3
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Still Crying
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17:51
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4
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I Simply Keep Crying
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25:35
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Digital Media #6
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1
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Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
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0:36
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2
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Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
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1:57
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3
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Conversational Russian In The Workplace
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2:17
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4
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Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
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2:38
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5
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Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
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2:59
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6
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Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
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3:00
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7
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Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
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2:49
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8
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Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
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2:39
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9
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Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
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3:15
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Digital Media #7
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Enter The F*Ckscape
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3:07
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2
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Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
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3:19
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3
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I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
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3:32
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4
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I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
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3:46
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5
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You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
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8:18
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Digital Media #8
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1
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Intro To Ringtones
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0:28
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2
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Phone Call
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0:07
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3
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Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
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0:07
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4
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Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
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0:10
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5
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Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
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0:08
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6
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Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
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0:08
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7
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Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
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0:11
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Friend
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Love
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Spicy Fish
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Mother Calling
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Father Calling
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Mother 2
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Father 2
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Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
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Aaaaaaaa
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Wife Calling
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Husband Calling
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Someone Is Calling
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F*ckface Calling
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Acquaintance
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Unnnnnn
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Auauauauauauau
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Whistle Ring
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Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
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Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
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Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
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Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
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Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
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Answer The Phone
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Pffrrrtttt
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Susan Sarandon Is Calling
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Colleague
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Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
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Hey!
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Waffles
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F*Ckbuddy
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Piano Cleaner
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Bryan
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Cream Cheese
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Rabbi
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Priest
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I Can't Answer The Phone
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Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
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Dr. Fart
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Sarah
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Social Anxiety
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The Sizzle-Maker
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Mittens
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Kate
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No Answer
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Debbie
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Andrew
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Phil Donahue
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Kaitlin
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Old Man
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Steve
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Lucy
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Judy
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Megan
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Leave Your Name
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Kim
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Tim
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Miguel
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Sebastian
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Penicillin Dong
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Thong McHacky-Sack
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Matt
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Katie
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Confident Balls
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Robert
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Mr. sh*tface
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Pile Of Sneakers
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Pasta Nasty
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Crème Fresh Jackson
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I Can't Answer The Phone
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Flitchy Woo-Woo
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Slick motherf*cker
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Sleepy Horse
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Can't Come To Phone
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Dawn
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I Am A Doctor
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Nick
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Poodle
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Hello, Mr. c*nt
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Standard Greeting 1
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Standard Greeting 2
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Standard Greeting 4
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Standard Greeting 5
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Standard Greeting 6
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Standard Greeting 7
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98
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I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
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2:15
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Digital Media #9
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Please Take Off Your Shoes
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2
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Don Draper Has The Flu
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Moons Over Your Hammy
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It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
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Now My Back Hurts
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Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
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Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
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Oops
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Sneaking Around The Zoo
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Goodnight, Buddy
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Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
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Faxed To The Wrong Number
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Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
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1960's Street Fight
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Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
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You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
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Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
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The Best Misunderstanding
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Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
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Kindhearted Fireman
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Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
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Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
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Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
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Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
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Goofballs Having Silly Fun
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The Jackal Never Misses!
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Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
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Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
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Don't Mind If I Do...
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Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
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31
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Happy And Stuffed
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Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
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Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
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Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
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Have We Met?
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No, Please... After You
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37
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Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
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Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
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88% On Rotten Tomatoes
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Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
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Two Rascals Showing Off
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0:28
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42
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48 And Flexible
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That Was Worth It
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44
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Bandits Helping Around The House
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Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
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0:14
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46
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I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
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47
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Oh, My Wife Knows
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48
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That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
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49
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The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
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Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
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51
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We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
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Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
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Two Adults In A Small Space
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Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
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Www.Thepleasuresallmine.Gov
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I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
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Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
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These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
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Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
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I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
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The Kindness Of Strangers
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We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
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IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
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Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
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I Voted For McCain In 2000
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New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
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Paul Can Really Push Good
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Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
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David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
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Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
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Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
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Germaphobe Does Not Mind
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Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
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Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
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Fart Walrus
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French Woman Enjoying A Danish
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No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
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78
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With Or Without You (Preferably With)
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79
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Shouts And Murmurs
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80
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Pilates Are Invigorating
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81
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I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
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82
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The Last Rock Star
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It's Noon Somewhere
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84
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My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
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85
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Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
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86
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Love Clean Up, Aisle One
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87
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Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
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88
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Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
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89
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This Cheesecake Is Divine
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90
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Jam Session
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91
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Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
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92
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Even Better Than An Associate Degree
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93
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I Went To School In The Boston Area
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94
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Happiness Is A Warm Dong
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95
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Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
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0:20
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96
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Call Me Dr. Stardust
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97
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Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
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98
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Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
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99
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Operation Cooch-Toot
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100
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Preggo!
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0:04
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101
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My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
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102
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Sure, In There Is Fine
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103
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The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
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104
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Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
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0:10
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105
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We Were Just Talking About You
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0:09
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106
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Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
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107
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Sophisticated?
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0:10
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108
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We Deserve A Michelin Star
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0:10
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109
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Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
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0:21
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110
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Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
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0:07
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111
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How Very Hemmingway Of You
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0:04
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112
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Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
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0:11
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113
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Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
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0:15
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114
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Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
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0:08
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115
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I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
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0:13
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116
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Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
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0:07
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117
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Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
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0:13
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118
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Dirty Boulevard
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0:04
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119
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Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
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0:09
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120
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Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
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0:10
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121
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The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
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0:17
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122
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Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
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0:12
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123
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The Shenanigans You Requested
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0:05
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124
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What Gusto!
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0:10
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125
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Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
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0:07
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126
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Wet Hot Americano
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0:14
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127
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A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
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0:13
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128
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Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
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129
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A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
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130
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Too Soon?
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0:10
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131
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Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
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132
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Never You Mind That
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133
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She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
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0:10
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134
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Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
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0:08
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135
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Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
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0:11
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136
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Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
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0:10
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137
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Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
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0:10
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138
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It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
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0:11
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139
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Nothing Goes To Waste
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0:18
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140
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My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
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0:11
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141
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Make Yourself At Home
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0:04
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142
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Meet Me By The Condom Machine
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0:05
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143
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I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
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0:13
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144
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Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
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0:06
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145
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Fire Your Dentist!
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0:09
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146
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Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
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147
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Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of sh*t
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148
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I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
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0:07
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149
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Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
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150
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Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
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151
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Sally's In Charge
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0:10
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152
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Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
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153
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The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
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154
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It's Raining Dan
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155
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It's Like Apples And Oranges (F*cking)
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156
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College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
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157
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Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
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158
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A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
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159
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Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
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160
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Best Friends/Next Level
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0:09
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161
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Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
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0:05
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162
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Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
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0:14
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163
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A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
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164
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So Glad That Was You Behind Me
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165
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An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
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166
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Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
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167
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Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
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168
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Crammin' For The Jam Exam
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169
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I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
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170
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You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
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171
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Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
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172
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You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
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173
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Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
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174
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I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
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175
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Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
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176
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They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
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0:30
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177
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Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
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178
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So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
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179
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File Under "The Rolling Stones"
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180
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No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
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181
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My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
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Two-State Solution With Benefits
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My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
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184
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Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
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185
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Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
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186
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So This Is Medicaid?
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Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
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Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
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Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
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No Senator, I Already Have Two
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191
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PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
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Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
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A Real Whodunnit!
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Horace's Compromise
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Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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Links (3)
ASIN
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0156214W4
Purchase For Download
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http://www.rhapsody.com/artist/eugene-mirman/album/im-sorry-youre-welcome-sub-pop-records
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https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id1037024431