Release: 08 Sep 2009 United States,
Language: English,
Status: Official
Format: CD + CD + CD + CD + CD + CD,
Tracks: 96,
Length: 6:29:48,
Barcode: [none]
Release type: Album - Audiobook
Contents
CD #1
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1
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Preface
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5:46
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2
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Intro
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0:21
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3
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Preface (Part 1)
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2:30
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4
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Preface (Part 2)
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4:40
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5
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Don't Abandon Your Baby
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6:54
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6
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But It's Good for You!
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6:46
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7
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I Think Rich People Are Boring
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4:51
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8
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Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1)
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3:42
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9
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Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2)
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3:15
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10
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I Ain't No This or That
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3:46
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11
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Woodstock
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5:02
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12
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Breaking Up (Part 1)
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4:43
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13
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Breaking Up (Part 2)
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4:03
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14
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A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1)
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4:23
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15
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A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2)
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5:48
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CD #2
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1
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The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1)
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4:04
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2
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The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2)
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4:29
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3
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The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3)
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6:17
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4
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YourStar.com
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3:41
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5
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Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1)
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4:50
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6
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Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2)
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4:30
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7
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I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1)
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4:08
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8
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I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2)
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3:25
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9
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A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1)
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4:53
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10
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A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2)
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2:13
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11
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A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3)
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4:25
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12
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A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4)
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4:14
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13
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A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5)
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2:11
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14
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My Memoir-To-Be
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3:24
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CD #3
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1
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A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1)
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4:03
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2
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A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2)
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11:19
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3
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Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money
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6:15
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4
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Didja Know?
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2:02
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5
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I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1)
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4:10
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6
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I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2)
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4:58
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7
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Heaven! (Part 1)
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3:04
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8
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Heaven! (Part 2)
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3:07
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9
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The Five People You Meet in Limbo
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3:44
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10
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Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters
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2:22
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11
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In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1)
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4:06
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12
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In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2)
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2:34
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13
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Gay Canada (Part 1)
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4:35
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14
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Gay Canada (Part 2)
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5:58
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CD #4
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1
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You'll Never Guess!!!
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5:32
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2
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Sweet Mary J.
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5:20
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3
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Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1)
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4:21
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4
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Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2)
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3:19
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5
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Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1)
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5:05
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6
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Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2)
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5:45
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7
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Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3)
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5:14
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8
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Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing
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5:03
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9
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Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1)
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5:05
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10
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Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2)
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4:39
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11
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Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3)
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2:24
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12
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A Short Request to Lame Friends
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2:38
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13
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Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1)
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4:24
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14
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Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2)
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2:10
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15
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The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1)
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3:49
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16
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The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2)
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2:31
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17
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The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3)
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2:11
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18
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Top Ten Top Ten Lists List
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1:15
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CD #5
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1
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Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1)
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4:44
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2
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Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2)
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4:16
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3
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Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3)
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4:32
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4
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Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4)
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4:34
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5
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How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1)
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5:09
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6
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How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2)
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4:39
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7
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I Don't Have Children
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3:29
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A Short List of Videos With Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point
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1:36
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Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath
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2:02
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10
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Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1)
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5:17
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11
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Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2)
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4:18
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12
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Cigar Corner
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3:51
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13
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Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1)
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3:59
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14
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Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2)
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4:32
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15
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Original Message (Part 1)
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3:14
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16
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Original Message (Part 2)
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3:16
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CD #6
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An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1)
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5:22
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2
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An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2)
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5:28
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3
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An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3)
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4:54
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4
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An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4)
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2:02
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5
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We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes"
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4:54
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6
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Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1)
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3:35
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7
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Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2)
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2:21
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8
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Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3)
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0:58
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9
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For the Love of God! (Part 1)
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3:12
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10
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For the Love of God! (Part 2)
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1:58
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Cigar Corner: Bonus Story!
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2:10
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12
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Cigar Corner, Part 2
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3:55
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13
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Truck Stop (Part 1)
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3:59
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14
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Truck Stop (Part 2)
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2:01
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15
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Letter From the Future
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4:26
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16
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An Afterthought
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3:00
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17
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Acknowledgements
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3:39
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18
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Credits
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1:47
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19
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A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (instrumental)
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10:23
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Links (1)
Discogs
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https://www.discogs.com/release/1978145