The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse Robert Rankin

Release: 2005 United Kingdom, Language: English, Status: Official
Format: CD + CD + CD + CD + CD + CD, Tracks: 70, Length: 6:40:06, Barcode: 9780752873084
Release type: Other - Audiobook

Contents

CD #1
1 'Once upon a time,' said the big fat farmer... 8:31
2 Presently he awoke from unconsciousness... 7:27
3 Anthrax jogged merrily along 5:20
4 'Good evening to you, chef,' hailed Jack 5:53
5 Jack awoke with a start... 7:05
6 The exterior of Tinto's bar was colourful... 7:36
7 Tinto's voice became slower and slower... 9:34
8 'So,' said Jack, 'tell me about the case...' 5:21
9 Jack awoke to find himself in strange surroundings 7:33
10 Now, there is a knack to driving a car 2:22
CD #2
1 The car was an Anders Faircloud... 4:19
2 Humpty Dumpty 3:20
3 Nursery Towers was big 5:54
4 Would you mind opening the doors...' 6:01
5 'Clever,' said Eddie... 4:55
6 'Do you have a name?' asked Bellis, glaring upward daggers 5:39
7 'There you go,' said Eddie Bear 3:21
8 A sudden high pitched shriek... 5:14
9 Wibbly inhabited a basement flat... 7:03
10 For those who are unacquainted with the career of... 5:45
11 The Grand Salon of Oh Boy! was a monument to... 3:58
12 'Terrible business,' said Eddie... 3:11
13 The chocolate factory had big gates at the front... 3:49
14 The sun was drifting down towards the horizon... 4:36
CD #3
1 The exterior of the bawdy house was nothing to speak of 4:37
2 Jack sat awkwardly, nursing himself 7:34
3 'Eddie?' Jack went all weak at the knees 8:11
4 Jack drove once more through the streets of Toy City 4:08
5 It is a fact, well known to those who know it well... 5:29
6 Eddie was a most unhappy bear 6:00
7 The police van sped onwards through the night-time streets... 3:34
8 'Kidnapped.' Jack sat shivering in the coldness and dampness... 4:48
9 After a great deal of passageway perambulation... 4:39
10 The workroom was exactly as Jack might have expected... 3:46
11 Jack woke to find he had been thoughtfully covered... 4:39
12 Jack drove the car and Eddie sat trying to fold his arms... 4:38
13 There was a really nice police car parked near by, as it happened 5:59
CD #4
1 Time passes slowly in a police interview room... 6:16
2 Evening was coming by the time Jack and Eddie... 6:48
3 In the morning the big smiley sun arose... 7:10
4 It is a fact well known to those who know it well... 4:19
5 The controller shouted instructions... 6:21
6 A single Spotlight illuminsted Miss Muffett 6:50
7 'Three, two, one,' bawled the controller, variously 5:29
8 'Little Tommy,' husked the Missy... 7:55
9 It is another fact well known to those who know it well... 3:18
10 Jack carried Eddie back to Bill Winkie's office 4:31
11 A thorough search of Bill Winkie's office... 4:35
12 The cab was a fine looking automobile 4:59
CD #5
1 Eddie and Jack ran up the sweeping drive... 7:21
2 'So where does Miss muffett live?' Jack asked... 3:01
3 'Listen Eddie,' said Tinto... 9:33
4 The two trudged up the toymaker's gravel drive... 6:31
5 Jack and Eddie stood once more upon the gravel drive 5:51
6 Jack lifted Eddie, who clambered onto jack's head... 6:14
7 Had Eddie's eyes been able to widen... 8:18
8 With a struggling lad beneath one big leg... 8:28
9 The moon was ducking down now... 5:55
10 'Women,' said Jack 6:33
CD #6
1 Eddie and Jack stood back... 7:14
2 Presently they found themselves in a dead-end situation 3:56
3 At length they were no longer in the factory 8:01
4 'And what about your brother?' said Eddie 5:47
5 Eddie looked up at the young man... 4:13
6 Curiously, the rich and famous folk did not seem... 5:18
7 Jack stared 2:33
8 If Eddie had been able to make fists... 5:07
9 Jack was suddenly covered in blood 3:00
10 It was two whole days before Jack got around to... 5:27
11 BONUS TRACK: Mark Stay interviews Robert Rankin 11:25