The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
Robert Rankin
Release: 2005 United Kingdom,
Language: English,
Status: Official
Format: CD + CD + CD + CD + CD + CD,
Tracks: 70,
Length: 6:40:06,
Barcode: 9780752873084
Release type: Other - Audiobook
Contents
CD #1
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1
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'Once upon a time,' said the big fat farmer...
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8:31
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2
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Presently he awoke from unconsciousness...
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7:27
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3
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Anthrax jogged merrily along
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5:20
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4
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'Good evening to you, chef,' hailed Jack
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5:53
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5
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Jack awoke with a start...
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7:05
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6
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The exterior of Tinto's bar was colourful...
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7:36
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7
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Tinto's voice became slower and slower...
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9:34
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8
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'So,' said Jack, 'tell me about the case...'
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5:21
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9
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Jack awoke to find himself in strange surroundings
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7:33
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10
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Now, there is a knack to driving a car
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2:22
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CD #2
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1
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The car was an Anders Faircloud...
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4:19
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2
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Humpty Dumpty
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3:20
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3
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Nursery Towers was big
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5:54
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4
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Would you mind opening the doors...'
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6:01
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5
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'Clever,' said Eddie...
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4:55
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6
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'Do you have a name?' asked Bellis, glaring upward daggers
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5:39
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7
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'There you go,' said Eddie Bear
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3:21
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8
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A sudden high pitched shriek...
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5:14
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9
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Wibbly inhabited a basement flat...
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7:03
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10
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For those who are unacquainted with the career of...
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5:45
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11
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The Grand Salon of Oh Boy! was a monument to...
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3:58
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12
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'Terrible business,' said Eddie...
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3:11
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13
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The chocolate factory had big gates at the front...
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3:49
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14
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The sun was drifting down towards the horizon...
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4:36
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CD #3
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1
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The exterior of the bawdy house was nothing to speak of
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4:37
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2
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Jack sat awkwardly, nursing himself
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7:34
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3
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'Eddie?' Jack went all weak at the knees
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8:11
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4
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Jack drove once more through the streets of Toy City
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4:08
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5
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It is a fact, well known to those who know it well...
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5:29
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6
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Eddie was a most unhappy bear
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6:00
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7
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The police van sped onwards through the night-time streets...
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3:34
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8
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'Kidnapped.' Jack sat shivering in the coldness and dampness...
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4:48
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9
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After a great deal of passageway perambulation...
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4:39
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10
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The workroom was exactly as Jack might have expected...
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3:46
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11
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Jack woke to find he had been thoughtfully covered...
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4:39
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12
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Jack drove the car and Eddie sat trying to fold his arms...
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4:38
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13
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There was a really nice police car parked near by, as it happened
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5:59
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CD #4
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1
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Time passes slowly in a police interview room...
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6:16
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2
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Evening was coming by the time Jack and Eddie...
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6:48
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3
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In the morning the big smiley sun arose...
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7:10
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4
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It is a fact well known to those who know it well...
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4:19
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5
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The controller shouted instructions...
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6:21
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6
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A single Spotlight illuminsted Miss Muffett
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6:50
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7
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'Three, two, one,' bawled the controller, variously
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5:29
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8
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'Little Tommy,' husked the Missy...
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7:55
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9
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It is another fact well known to those who know it well...
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3:18
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10
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Jack carried Eddie back to Bill Winkie's office
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4:31
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11
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A thorough search of Bill Winkie's office...
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4:35
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12
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The cab was a fine looking automobile
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4:59
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CD #5
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1
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Eddie and Jack ran up the sweeping drive...
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7:21
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2
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'So where does Miss muffett live?' Jack asked...
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3:01
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3
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'Listen Eddie,' said Tinto...
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9:33
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4
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The two trudged up the toymaker's gravel drive...
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6:31
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5
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Jack and Eddie stood once more upon the gravel drive
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5:51
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6
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Jack lifted Eddie, who clambered onto jack's head...
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6:14
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7
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Had Eddie's eyes been able to widen...
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8:18
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8
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With a struggling lad beneath one big leg...
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8:28
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9
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The moon was ducking down now...
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5:55
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10
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'Women,' said Jack
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6:33
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CD #6
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1
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Eddie and Jack stood back...
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7:14
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2
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Presently they found themselves in a dead-end situation
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3:56
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3
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At length they were no longer in the factory
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8:01
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4
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'And what about your brother?' said Eddie
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5:47
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5
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Eddie looked up at the young man...
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4:13
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6
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Curiously, the rich and famous folk did not seem...
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5:18
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7
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Jack stared
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2:33
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8
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If Eddie had been able to make fists...
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5:07
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9
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Jack was suddenly covered in blood
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3:00
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10
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It was two whole days before Jack got around to...
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5:27
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11
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BONUS TRACK: Mark Stay interviews Robert Rankin
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11:25
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