Release: 24 Jun 2018 United States,
Language: English,
Status: Official
Format: Cassette,
Tracks: 69,
Length: ?:??,
Barcode: [none]
Release type: EP
Contents
Cassette #1
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A1
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The Electricty in the Air Before a Good Siege
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A2
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Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert
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A3
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Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elven Flesh
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A4
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Gollum Was a Crack Baby
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A5
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Witch That Lives in the Trees
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A6
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The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
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A7
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Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail
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A8
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Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies
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A9
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Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot
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A10
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Cursed Dagger of the Lee‐Hon‐Tuc
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A11
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My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
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A12
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Thine Torch Igniting Ceremonial Fireworks
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A13
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M’Lord Is Midieval for Daddy
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A14
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I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair
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A15
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Masturbaiting to the Elves in Skyrim
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A16
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Small Sword, Smaller Dick
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A17
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Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn’t Make You a Viking
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A18
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Stabbing the Winner of Varg’s Tabletop R.P.G.
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A19
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Calling Your Mother’s Basement Your Dungeon
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A20
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Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf
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A21
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Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You’re a Wizard
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A22
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Mark McCoy Before He Was Hipster Black Metal Semen
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A23
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Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater
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A24
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Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses
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A25
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Big Sword, Microscopic Penis
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A26
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That Feel When Good Siege
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A27
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I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll
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A28
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Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date
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A29
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Leading the Charge
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A30
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Into the Mines of Morea
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A31
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I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn
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A32
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I Can’t Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me
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A33
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Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambience
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A34
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Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds
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A35
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I’m From Texas I Don’t Know What Winter Is
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A36
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You Smell Like an Mmo Player
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A37
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It’s Not Caps Lock, It’s Kvlt Lock, Dipshit
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A38
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I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade
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A39
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Leading a Midieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew
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A40
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Beating Up Nerds Outside of the Kamelot Concert
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A41
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Dungeon Synth: Trve Incel Music
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A42
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Graveland’s Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
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A43
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Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
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A44
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Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
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A45
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Ildjarn Is a School Teacher
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A46
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Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon
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A47
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Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
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A48
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The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp
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A49
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This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band
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A50
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Chainmail Protects Me From Blades but Not Your Insults
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A51
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Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs
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A52
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Dear Knight, I Must Commend Your Skullet
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A53
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Eating From Ye Olde Pizza Cart
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A54
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Forgotten Forest Path, Leading to a Meth Lab
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A55
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Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells
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A56
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Satan Is M’Lord
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A57
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Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert
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A58
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Christopher Lee’s Power Metal Band
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A59
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Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
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A60
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My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
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A61
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The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner
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A62
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My Huge Heathen Maypole
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A63
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I’m a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth
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A64
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I Work at Midieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead
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A65
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Peasents Who Think Burzum Is Good
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A66
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Nobels Who Know That Ildjarn Is Truth
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A67
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Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller
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A68
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Truecrime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
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A69
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Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again
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Links (1)
Discogs
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https://www.discogs.com/release/12063851
