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East Bound and Down To Hell: The Words of the Venerated Texas Mike Pt 1 Infernal Legions of Mordor

Release: 11 Jan 2019 [Worldwide], Language: English, Status: Official
Format: Digital Media, Tracks: 69, Length: 5:33, Barcode: [none]
Release type: EP

Contents

Digital Media #1
1 William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go 0:25
2 I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves 0:02
3 Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again 0:01
4 What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass 0:03
5 Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee 0:03
6 I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain 0:03
7 I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee? 0:02
8 Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee" 0:05
9 Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better 0:04
10 Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss 0:01
11 Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again! 0:01
12 Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order LSD 0:05
13 Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu 0:07
14 Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews 0:13
15 Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!! 0:04
16 Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control 0:03
17 Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man! 0:01
18 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises 0:03
19 Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field 0:02
20 I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight 0:02
21 Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics 0:03
22 I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars! 0:03
23 100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo 0:02
24 A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi 0:01
25 Taco Bell Sponsorship 0:01
26 Larry David Sex Tape 0:01
27 Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby 0:01
28 Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records 0:02
29 Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper 0:05
30 Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me 0:06
31 I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea 0:04
32 Adam Sandler but With a British Accent 0:04
33 Spiderman’s Balls 0:01
34 Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza 0:03
35 Take It Easy by the Eagles 0:01
36 Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy 0:03
37 God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God 0:02
38 I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown 0:02
39 Double Click Here to See Magic 0:01
40 Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army 0:03
41 Ask Me About Burst Pipes 0:05
42 Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee 0:01
43 My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr 0:04
44 Subway Sandwiches Buffet 0:05
45 A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads 0:01
46 I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This) 0:02
47 Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards 0:15
48 A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots 0:02
49 All Bald People Are Skinheads 0:01
50 I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now 0:01
51 A Vegetable Called Jetpack 0:01
52 Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet 0:01
53 Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns 0:05
54 I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations 0:06
55 Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song 0:01
56 I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic 0:01
57 Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store 0:07
58 If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early 0:02
59 Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out” 0:03
60 Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State 0:02
61 Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases 0:03
62 “Cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a LA “Thug Life” 0:03
63 Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny 0:02
64 Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me 0:04
65 I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse 0:02
66 Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “The Big Lebrowski” 0:02
67 Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work 0:02
68 9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets 0:16
69 Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon 1:03

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