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77 Myths of Venerable Magik Cara Neir / Infernal Legions of Mordor

Release: 06 May 2022 [Worldwide], Language: English, Status: Official
Format: Digital Media, Tracks: 77, Length: 29:43, Barcode: [none]
Release type: Album

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1	I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt	1:54
2	Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)	1:31
3	How to Get Signed	0:57
4	Social Media Death Metal	2:58
5	I’m Pretty Cool Myself	0:27
6	Jump the Heck Up	1:45
7	Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival	0:45
8	Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers	3:26
9	Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night	1:09
10	My Elf Ears Melted in My Car	0:05
11	Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art	2:22
12	At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band	0:06
13	Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos	0:06
14	Don’t Tempt Me Frodo!	0:04
15	Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative	0:34
16	Venom Enema	0:03
17	The Frozen One Awaits	0:04
18	Beefcakes Without Borders	0:05
19	Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery	0:05
20	The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry	0:08
21	Mamma’s Selling a Line 6	0:03
22	Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel	0:03
23	The Gate of No Return	0:03
24	The Noise Gate of No Return	0:04
25	My Former Life as a Poser	0:04
26	Cognitive Behavioral Therapy	0:03
27	Diesel Boner	0:05
28	Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??	0:05
29	Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb	0:21
30	How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel	0:06
31	Freebasing Cringe	0:03
32	I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective	0:07
33	Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell	0:12
34	Catfishing Viper	0:03
35	Cognitive Ball Therapy	0:03
36	Researching the Legality of Cannibalism	0:07
37	Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn	0:06
38	Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City	0:12
39	Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula	0:09
40	Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?”	0:09
41	Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage	0:05
42	Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest	2:10
43	Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)	0:04
44	Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021	0:06
45	Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)	0:10
46	Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records	0:11
47	The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band	0:04
48	Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus	0:07
49	And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size	0:05
50	Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young	0:04
51	Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled	0:06
52	You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning	0:05
53	Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)	0:05
54	Ancient Sword of the Meth King	0:04
55	I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win	0:06
56	Successfully Cyberbullied a Child	0:04
57	Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker	1:33
58	Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)?	0:03
59	Aerosmith by Choice	0:02
60	Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On	0:10
61	That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat	0:06
62	Jackhammer Dildo	0:04
63	Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties	0:08
64	An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys	0:02
65	Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)	0:07
66	Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle	0:04
67	Larry Is Bald	0:04
68	Cum Ghost	0:03
69	The House That Beef Built	0:03
70	Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists	0:06
71	Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics	0:06
72	A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole	0:05
73	I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries	0:07
74	A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”	0:11
75	Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home	0:10
76	If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook	0:26
77	Eno-Pilled	1:09

77 Myths of Venerable Magik Cara Neir / Infernal Legions of Mordor

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