Awaiting the Video Game Crash Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Release: 08 Jul 2013 , Language: English, Status: Official
Format: Digital Media, Tracks: 70, Length: 1:14:11, Barcode: [none]
Release type: Other

Contents

Digital Media #1
1 Capcom Still Doesn't Present 0:19
2 In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With a Plunger 1:08
3 Poon Tank 0:23
4 KMFCM (Kill Mother Fuckin Cory Monster) 1:30
5 Girls Who Google Their Name 0:21
6 Ashlee Vanilli (AKA "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's") 0:16
7 Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar) 0:17
8 Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men? ...Because Opposites Attract 0:55
9 Drowning Caitlin Betchel in Her Fake Ass Tears 0:37
10 Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We) 1:01
11 9/13/93 1:29
12 Awaiting the Video Game Crash 1:36
13 Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg) 0:27
14 Napalm Sticks to Little Girls 0:20
15 New Games Suck, But They're Still Better Than Girls 0:16
16 We Blew Up the Blood Banks to Kill You Vampire Wannabes and Your Girlfriends 0:55
17 Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From the 80s 0:50
18 Shoujocide 0:53
19 Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages 0:05
20 Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain't Here No Mo 0:27
21 New Black Eyed Peas vs Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything) 0:41
22 Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties in That Vending Machine? 2:25
23 Yu Gi Oh Theme Song 0:06
24 John Romero Will Make You His Bitch 1:07
25 Sebastianna's Coke Nail 0:41
26 Psychic Enemy Hotline 1:08
27 Adult Swim vs Mindless Self Indulgence in the Battle for Most Annoying Fanbase Ever 0:39
28 And the Winner Is...DIR EN GREY!! 0:24
29 The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Part 1 0:11
30 The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List Part 2 0:16
31 If You Were a True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam on My Joystick 0:11
32 Neopets Doesn't Count as a Strategy Game 0:13
33 EGM Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off the Dir en Grey Fancunts) 1:11
34 Electronic GAY-ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to Fuck Your Ass?) 0:41
35 Did You Eat Craps? (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Part 2) 2:53
36 NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being the Cause of the Herpes Epidemic Within the Visual Kei Scene 0:34
37 Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo 1:08
38 Waiting for Magenta on the Porch With Shotgun in Hand 0:50
39 Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required) 1:36
40 The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock 0:38
41 Pokerap 0:21
42 If Promiscuity Was an Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now 0:28
43 Some Girl on IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than the Original 0:07
44 This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live in It 0:15
45 Zack Morris's Cell Phone 0:17
46 Music to Pop Zits To 0:20
47 Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures at Both 0:12
48 I Bet There Were Otaku in the Heaven's Gate Cult 0:46
49 Cunt Flavored Slushies 0:57
50 The Crackpipe in Elizabeth's Handbag 0:29
51 Why Princesses Wear Pink 1:16
52 Let's Just Pretend You Tried to Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm a Slut 0:56
53 Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight on Lifetime 0:17
54 Crazy Joe Will Smash You With His Truck and Drag You Under the Trailer Tandems 0:48
55 Maximum Scene Points for Being a Tranny 0:55
56 The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others) 3:28
57 What? Another Sex Tape? 0:38
58 No, One Rakey BJ Behind the Karaoke Room at Otakon Does Not Entitle You to a Free PSP 0:18
59 Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing? 1:52
60 Telling the Camera Guy From Bang Bus to Shut the Fuck Up 0:21
61 If a Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess Anyone, Why the Fuck They Choose an Obsessed Fancunt Like You 0:18
62 Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine 0:06
63 Mary Kate's Coke Nail 1:22
64 Mary Kate's Coke Nail vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail 0:22
65 Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Their Heads One by One...Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest 0:40
66 Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry 0:42
67 Get Fucking Cancer 2:00
68 The New Video Game Crash 5:02
69 This Is Track Sixty-Nine!!! (featuring Girls Against Boys Guy, and Snapcase Guy and Nick Cave) 10:49
70 No One Should Die at a Concert, but Everyone Should Die at a Rave 6:11

Other Releases in Group (1)

Official

  1. Awaiting the Video Game Crash, United States (Apr 2005), CD-R (English)