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                12" Vinyl #1 | 
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| A 1 | Bishop on the Landing | 3:03 | |||||||||
| A 2 | Elephantoplasty | 1:54 | |||||||||
| A 3 | Wide World of Novel Writing | 2:30 | |||||||||
| A 4 | Word Association | 1:15 | |||||||||
| A 5 | Bruces | 2:59 | |||||||||
| A 6 | Adventures of Ralph Melish / Hot Dog and Knickers | 3:57 | |||||||||
| A 7 | The Cheese Shop | 4:00 | |||||||||
| A 8 | Tiger Talk | 1:29 | |||||||||
| A 9 | A Great Actor | 2:21 | |||||||||
| B 1 1 | The Background to History | 3:48 | |||||||||
| B 1 2 | World War Noises in 4 | 4:01 | |||||||||
| B 1 3 | The Fight of the Century | 0:56 | |||||||||
| B 2 1 | The Minister for Overseas Development | 1:04 | |||||||||
| B 2 2 | Oscar Wilde and Friends | 3:20 | |||||||||
| B 2 3 | Taking in the Terrier | 1:21 | |||||||||
| B 2 4 | The Phone‐In | 2:35 | |||||||||