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Crywank (2009 - )

Group - United Kingdom

Releases (19)

Official

Album

  1. James Is Going to Die Soon 01 Sep 2010
  2. Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown 01 Apr 2012
  3. Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid 07 Nov 2013
  4. Shameless Valentines Money Grab 02 Feb 2014
  5. Don't Piss On Me, I'm Already Dead 20 Jul 2016
  6. Egg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. 21 Dec 2017
  7. Wearing Beige on a Grey Day 14 Mar 2019
  8. Fist Me ’til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth 01 May 2020
  9. Just Popping in to Say Hi 13 Sep 2021

Album - Demo

  1. Tour Demos 2013 09 Jan 2013

Album - Compilation

  1. Embarrassing Early Recordings 27 Aug 2014
  2. The First Two 19 Nov 2020
  3. Here You Go, You Do It: A Crywank Covers Compilation 25 Feb 2022

Album - Live

  1. Live at JT SOAR 02 Oct 2020

Single

  1. Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy 30 Dec 2013
  2. Part 2 01 Feb 2017

EP

  1. Shameless Money Grab 05 Jun 2018
  2. Sneck in the Nose 23 May 2019

Promotion

Single

  1. Weed 2017

Relationships (4)

Members

  1. Jay Clayton (2009) lead vocals, guitar, piano
  2. Dan Watson (2013) percussion, drums (drum set)
  3. Tom Connolly (2014 - 2015) bass guitar
  4. Julia Noel (2024) bass guitar

Recordings by (159)

  1. Welcome to Castle Irwell 2:14 (01 Sep 2010)
  2. You Won’t Meet a Girl Sat in Your Room Listening to Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies) 2:22 (01 Sep 2010)
  3. Pope Alexander 1:50 (01 Sep 2010)
  4. 18 1:50 (01 Sep 2010)
  5. Hikikomori 2:51 (01 Sep 2010)
  6. An Intimate Message 1:30 (01 Sep 2010)
  7. Late Night People Watching 1:32 (01 Sep 2010)
  8. Harvey Milk Shit on the Table 2:42 (01 Sep 2010)
  9. Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah and Sirens 2:27 (01 Sep 2010)
  10. Thomas Saunders Gang Chant 2:38 (01 Sep 2010)
  11. Blink 0:53 (01 Apr 2012)
  12. Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo) 2:49 (01 Apr 2012)
  13. Little Creepy 1:16 (01 Apr 2012)
  14. Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber 2:40 (01 Apr 2012)
  15. Care Not for Your Clubnights 1:47 (01 Apr 2012)
  16. Nostril Tampon 1:50 (01 Apr 2012)
  17. The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing 2:24 (01 Apr 2012)
  18. Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck! 1:10 (01 Apr 2012)
  19. It’s OK, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either 3:04 (01 Apr 2012)
  20. Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten 1:34 (01 Apr 2012)
  21. You Couldn’t Teach Me Integrity 1:51 (01 Apr 2012)
  22. Waste / I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards 2:30 (09 Jan 2013)
  23. Only Everyone Can Judge Me 2:08 (09 Jan 2013)
  24. GB Eating GB While Listening To GB 5:11 (09 Jan 2013)
  25. Memento Mori 2:41 (09 Jan 2013)
  26. I’m a Cliché 1:35 (09 Jan 2013)
  27. Notches 2:55 (09 Jan 2013)
  28. Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy 3:27 (09 Jan 2013)
  29. Just a Snail 1:16 (07 Nov 2013)
  30. Song for a Guilty Sadist 2:21 (07 Nov 2013)
  31. If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up 1:23 (07 Nov 2013)
  32. Crywank Are Posers 3:08 (07 Nov 2013)
  33. Obsessive Muso With No Friends 1:15 (07 Nov 2013)
  34. “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?” 1:49 (07 Nov 2013)
  35. GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB 4:16 (07 Nov 2013)
  36. Deep Down I’m American Werewolf 2:03 (07 Nov 2013)
  37. Waste 1:07 (07 Nov 2013)
  38. I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards 1:31 (07 Nov 2013)
  39. Do You Have PPE for Self‐Esteem? 2:22 (07 Nov 2013)
  40. This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter) 2:41 (07 Nov 2013)
  41. Leech Boy 4:03 (07 Nov 2013)
  42. I Am Shit 2:06 (07 Nov 2013)
  43. Love 2:13 (02 Feb 2014)
  44. We Don't Practice 0:06 (02 Feb 2014)
  45. Olivers Theme 1:56 (02 Feb 2014)
  46. Paperclips 0:56 (02 Feb 2014)
  47. Coffee and Blunts 0:38 (02 Feb 2014)
  48. I Am a Familiar Creek in Your Floorboards 1:28 (27 Aug 2014)
  49. Is That Crazy Enough for Ya’? Want Me Take a Shit on the Floor? 1:17 (27 Aug 2014)
  50. I Don’t Know About What Happened… (Because Once You Start Writing It All Becomes Fiction) 2:02 (27 Aug 2014)
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Credited as (7)

  1. Crywank
  2. Crywank feat. Commuted
  3. Crywank feat. Guard Petal
  4. Skulltalk, Crywank
  5. Crywank & Guard Petal
  6. Lovejoy & Crywank
  7. Alibi Lounge & Crywank

Works (29)

Wrote

  1. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part I: Bicker Man
  2. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part II: Stretch Armstonk
  3. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part III: The Bards Mard
  4. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part IV: Just Potatoes
  5. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo
  6. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VI: We Could’ve but We Didn’t
  7. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective
  8. I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into the Mainframe)
  9. The Best
  10. Flower in Hand
  11. Time Away From Nosferatu
  12. The Yolk That Fell Out
  13. Imitating a Brief Projetion of Gurdjieff
  14. Ungrateful Son
  15. Yuppie Gloup
  16. Ego Is a Phoenix
  17. Poo
  18. Corduroy
  19. Life in the Chalk Basket
  20. Wellington Wisp Part I: On the Mill Floor
  21. Wellington Wisp Part II: M407FS
  22. Boosep
  23. Just a Worm
  24. A Fart at Night Resets the Balance
  25. Egg and Spoon
  26. Cringey Wincer
  27. Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith

Composed

  1. I’ll Have Something in a Bit
  2. Cat Food

Links (9)

Last.Fm

  1. https://www.last.fm/music/Crywank

Discogs

  1. https://www.discogs.com/artist/5044913

Wikidata

  1. https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q65053122

Stream For Free

  1. https://www.deezer.com/artist/8932216
  2. https://open.spotify.com/artist/7gzXeFUDWz0aqhikdkOJxQ

Bandcamp

  1. https://crywank.bandcamp.com/

Blogs

  1. http://jamescrywank.tumblr.com/

Social Networking

  1. https://www.facebook.com/crywanktheband
  2. https://twitter.com/CrywankBand